Happy Birthday To, Me!

Lindsey, however had many plans for my big day

Happy Birthday To, Me?
 based on a post by Fugman; narrated by Andrew; 
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I was not looking forward to my birthday this year, I was hitting 25, and there wasn’t much that I have done in the 1/4 of a century that has been my life.  My girlfriend, Lindsey, however had many plans for my big day that I was unaware of.  She told me I needed to be home no later than 6 o’clock the night of my birthday, so I figured it was a surprise party, little did I know how surprised I would actually be.  I dreaded all of my friends cheering “surprise” in unison.  Since I already “knew” about my party, I figured I would just go about my business and play along when everyone asked me what I was doing on my big day.  “Not much, I think Lindsey has dinner or something planned.”

 I watched everyone’s reactions,  and nobody really seemed excited by it.  The days went by, getting closer to the party, the anticipation of telling everyone they had me fooled, even though I wasn’t.  The day of my birthday I went to work like any other day, I received a call from friends and family, all wishing me the best birthday, and I resisted the urge to reply, “I’ll see you later.”

 When the end of the day came, I was finishing up some last minute work and was about to head out the door when the phone rang in my office.  I’ll just grab this last call and then I’ll head home for my party.  “Hey baby, are you getting ready to come home?”  “I’m on my way out the door, see you when I get home baby, Love you!’  I was pulling up to the house, noticing the lack of vehicles parked down the road, she must have had them park around back or something, I thought.  I pulled in expecting to fake my surprise so I didn’t upset Lindsey.  My key went into the lock, the house was dark, some music playing in the kitchen at the other end of the house.  I kept waiting for the lights to snap on, but it never happened, I approached the only light on in the house, expecting anything, but nothing happened.  I made it all the way through the house with nothing happened, and that is when I walked through the kitchen doorway, Lindsey was there just about naked on top of the center island.  She smiled at me and said, “surprise baby!”  She wore only a thong and she had her fingers in what looked to be homemade icing.  I didn’t know what to say, I was stunned by what awaited me.  She moved her hair off her shoulders and pulled her frosted finger to her lips, looking up at me with a big “Umm.”

 I dropped my briefcase and went over to her and kissed her hard.  I could taste the frosting in her mouth and on her lips, it did taste really good, but I wanted more and she knew it.  After we broke from our kiss, she told me to loosen up and get rid of some clothes.  I reached for my tie and she reached for the icing, she dipped her fingers in and smeared the frosting on her bare chest, she paid particularly close attention to her nipples which were already hard and eager to be kissed.  She pinched her nipples as the frosting oozed around them.  My tie was off and so was my shirt, I leaned over and took a nipple inside of my mouth,   “Ummm,” was her response as I swirled my tongue around her nipple, cleaning every cool drop off of her before moving on to the other nipple.  I figured she had been waiting for a few minutes, and playing because her nipples were already stiff and excited. 

She grabbed me by my hair on the back of my head and brought me up for another kiss.  This kiss was very intense, very passionate, a kind of kiss you feel all through your body.  I felt her fingers pinch my nipples and they were cold, I realized that she just iced me, I leaned back as she bent over and sucked the icing off of me, nibbling as she cleaned.  She looked up at me and smiled, “Happy Birthday Baby!” I wanted her covered in frosting, just so I could lick every inch of her clean.  She kissed my chest and reached for my belt.  She loosened my pants and off they came with my underwear following closely.  She reached for the frosting and made a trail down her neck, her breasts, both nipples and then to her belly button.  Then she leaned her head back and I cleaned her off, inch by inch, my tongue travelled around her body trying to get the stickiness off of her. She moaned her approval with each new inch that I cleaned.  When I was done, I kissed my way back up to her lips.  I helped her lay down on the kitchen island, She shuddered when she felt the cold counter on her bare back, I took the bowl of frosting and dipped my fingers in and made my own trail all around her breasts, nipples, belly button and then started the trail to the top of her thong.  I made an arrow shape pointing down and then went around cleaning up my mess. 

When I got to the arrow, I slowly slid her thong down to her knees and slid my tongue down even further.  I uncovered the fact that she was completely bald down below as my tongue darted below.  I reached for more frosting and I slapped a bunch of it around her private area and I licked it clean, and then kept kissing and licking and sucking in the same area.  She moaned and groaned her happiness as I pulled her thong off completely, leaving her bare ass naked in front of me.  I thought of how many times, I had cooked alongside of her on this very island, now I was using it in ways, that I never could have imagined.  I frosted every inch of her, head to toe and licked it all off of her naked body.  Her hands grabbed and played with my incredibly hard erection.  She looked at me, grinned and said, my turn, I want to taste.  I helped her off the counter, as she ushered me up on top.  I just about got my ass on the counter when she grabbed for the frosting and covered my manhood.  She left it covered for a few minutes as she kissed and licked my nipples.  The frosting was cold and starting to drip down my warm flesh.  She grabbed me by the base and she slowly licked the underside of my erection, I looked at her and caught her eye as she smiled and licked the head clean.  She repeatedly licked the underside to the head and back and forth, the frosting on top, dripping down either side, “Umm, you taste really good” she licked her way to the head and then engulfed my erection.  She dropped her mouth, her lips tightly surrounding me, enclosing my frosted hardness inside of her moist mouth.  Her tongue swirled around the shaft, cleaning all sides sucking all of the white gooey frosting into her mouth.  She was having fun, I was having the birthday of a lifetime, She released me and told me to “lie down baby.”

 I did as I was told and could relate when my bare skin hit the cold countertop.  She climbed up on top of the counter and straddled my hips.  I could feel her heat from down below against my thighs and knew, she was really horny.  She slid her hips forward until I felt her wetness move on my hard cock.  She moved back and forth coating me with her excitement and she reached down and slid me inside of her.  At first it was just the head, she moved gently up and down, little by little, I entered further inside of her.  When she finally thrust herself all of the way down on my erection, she didn’t move.  She reached for the frosting and grabbed a handful and spread it on my chest.  It was cold as she smeared it all over me.  Lindsey came down and kissed me as she moved her hips up and down.  The icing between us coating both of our chests, making our nipples slide back and forth.  She moved back and forth, sliding together, my hardness sliding in and out of her warmth. 

 She continued faster and faster and she leaned back as I saw her gorgeous frame glistening because of the frosting she was now coated in.  She started moving more erratically, impaling herself, thrusting herself harder and harder down on my tool.  She moved her legs under her and I grabbed her thighs and coated them with frosting as well, she pounded on top of me, she arched her back, moved her head back and forth and I knew she was about to finish.  Her moans continued to grow in intensity and she finally collapsed on top of me.  She laid on top of me kissing me until I was soft inside of her, then she said now it’s time to get in the shower.  She jumped off of me, grabbed my hand and we went to  the bathroom together for our shower.  Once we got to the bathroom, she opened the shower door turned the water on and pushed me inside following me in the door, she kissed me hard again, and then she dropped to her knees and started kissing my member.  She stroked me and kissed me until I started to stir again.  She leaned me up against the wall and continued her assault on my growing member. 

 I got some shampoo and started to wash her hair as her head bobbed back and forth on my rod.  Lindsey loves to have me wash her hair, she says it is a very sensual experience.  So I soaped her up, caressing her hair as she moves back and forth taking my erection into her mouth.  Her mouth and tongue were doing wonders for me, I was rapidly approaching my own climax and she knew it well.  I grabbed her by the arms, lifted her up and grabbed the soap, I squeezed the soap onto her beautiful breasts and took my time cleaning her.  I caressed, tweaked, and pinched her nipples, and she was loving every minute of it, I watched as the soap dribbled down her chest, glistening in the soft light of the bathroom, it was very intoxicating. 

 I pulled her close and reached around to soap up her behind, grabbing both cheeks hard as I pulled her into me.  My fingers slipped easily over the perfect globes of her backside and slid between her cheeks.  Her hands grabbed the soap and squeezed a ton of it onto my chest.  It dripped down my stomach and onto my erection, still aching to finish.  She caressed my chest and played with my nipples as my fingers located her back entrance and eased inside.  She gasped out loud and smiled at me.  She turned around and faced the wall, bent over, glanced back at me and said, “come on baby, take me now!”  I had to obey, as I grabbed hold of those hips and slid my way inside of her.  I slowly inched my way as far as I could go deep inside of my woman, she was dripping with excitement, water and soapsuds.  I slid effortlessly inside of her, over and over again, I grabbed tightly around her waist and continued to quicken the pace, I tightened my grip pulling her onto me as I thrust inside. 

I was getting there quickly as I pounded inside of her, flesh slapping soapy flesh.  I could hear Lindsey getting close to her second orgasm of the night and I knew once she finished I would be right there as well.  She got louder as she got closer and she reached between her legs and grabbed a hold of my testicles and said, “come on baby!” Her hand tickled the hairs down below as she played with them between her fingers, it was a really intense feeling.   She screamed into her climax as I was just about to finish deep inside of her.  I grunted and she released my testicles and grabbed my rod and squeezed.  “Cover me baby,” she said as she turned around and aimed my cock towards her chest.  I did as I was told, my frosting shooting out all over her breasts, coating her nipples with my seed, and dripping down to her legs.  “Ummm, that’s nice” as she smiled at me.  She massaged my seed into her breasts sliding her fingers over her mounds of flesh and stiff nipples and smiled.  She stood up, turned towards the water and rinsed herself off.  “Get dressed baby, it’s almost time for dinner.”

 she smiled as she got dressed and did her hair, “I love you baby, Happy birthday”  I said “thanks,” and “I love you too” as we finished up and started to leave.  We arrived at the restaurant and when we went inside, “Surprise!” Everyone shouted as I walked through the door.  I saw all of my friends from work and everyone that had called me during the day to wish me a happy birthday.  Lindsey had rented out the whole restaurant for my surprise party.  I hate to say it, but she could have saved all of that money, I was more than happy with the surprise I got earlier from her.  I will always remember my 25th birthday, the party before my party as well as my surprise!

By Fugman for Tumblr.

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