A Late Great Christmas Gift

Santa & His Team Makes Up For A North Pole Screw-Up.

By Demi Urging. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

It’s the wee hours of December 26th. Rick is finally shoving the last of his teetering friends through their front door, He volunteered to be designated driver again, for about half a dozen friends & co-workers.

Another Christmas gathering passed as the clock ticked into the next day and it seemed he’d be single again into the new year. He thought he would have gotten over it by age thirty.

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He did have a pity date from last year  for New Year’s Eve. It hadn’t been a nice date, either; she stayed for a single kiss at midnight and left without another word. The same woman has a boyfriend this year, so Rick couldn’t ask again even if his pride would allow it. Now he’ll get plenty of sleep.

The only sign of the holidays in his life was the box of fudge sitting on his counter, Which his elderly neighbor gave him the night before Christmas.

He wouldn’t even eat it tonight. Sleep had to come first, then he had a week off, since the boss knew most of the team would be useless if he had them come in that week.

Climbing the stairs, he smelled something delectable, coming out of the 4th floor stairwell. He thought one of his neighbors must have made actual food instead of subsisting on beer and crackers like his friends had. Maybe he would eat some of that fudge after all, since a glass of water and a handful of crackers in the face of a home-cooked meal seemed inadequate.

It had to be Miss Thompson. Rick thought that the old gal had gone off to the country for the day to visit with her kids, but the smell of his mom’s ham with orange & clove seasoning didn’t lie, and it was absolutely coming from somewhere on this floor, getting stronger as he approached his own apartment.

Taking a final pleasant sniff before entering his lonely apartment, Rick turned, halfway opened his front door, and was smacked in the face with a bouquet of aromas that sent his mind back to Christmas dinner with mom and dad.

Rick stepped back. Wrong apartment, he thought. But when he checked the address, expecting to be on the wrong floor somehow, he was met with the very same number he saw every day. He considered calling the cops, but wanted to know the actual situation before making that decision. So, flicked-open pocket knife in hand, he very slowly pushed the door open again.

“Aren’t you coming in?” A slender, bright-eyed young woman in an apron and a horribly ugly holiday sweater three sizes too large, only bare leg showing underneath its hem, was standing in the entryway.

She giggled, fluffy blonde locks bouncing around peaked ears, and took Rick by the hand, gently tugging him inside. “Come on, silly, it’s nice and warm. I have a fire going that’s the perfect size for snuggling and supper just came out of the oven.”

Ah, so a crazy person broke in. At least they…

“A Fire!?” Rick asked as he pulled himself out of her grasp and ran further inside, desperately trying to remember where he kept the extinguisher. But he stopped when he saw what she really meant: his television was showing a video of a fireplace and putting out the smooth jazz version of Christmas favorites, & also a heater stationed below it provided heat along with what looked like a genuine polar bear skin rug.

Jittering followed as the girl joined him. “I am sorry I couldn’t have a real one tonight, but there was no fireplace so this is the best I could do. Now, let’s get you fed while it’s nice and piping hot, and then we can open presents.”

A glance around the room revealed a small pine tree, dazzling with ornaments and laden with expertly-wrapped boxes underneath. Rick’s dining room table held more food than it ever had before and glimmered with candlelight that danced gleefully as the girl dimmed the lights and retrieved the last item from the oven, coming around with a ceramic dish of bubbling, hot food to finish off the spread. She pulled a chair out for him to sit, pouting when he declined her service.

“What is this and who are you?” Rick discreetly tucked his knife away.

“This is Christmas dinner for my sweetie, of course. It’ll start getting cold soon, so why don’t I make you a plate?

While she scooped Rick’s plate with food, He considered his plan of action. The way she bounced to a beat, humming along with the television, the points of her ears were over-worldly?

Rick reached out and tugged on one of the girl’s ears. She yelped, tightening up so as not to drop the plate, and begged him with a tremble in her voice, "Sweetie, please don’t.”

When he released her, she set his place at the table and did the same for herself. He took his seat.

“Merry Christmas, my sweet one. While you were away, Santa came along and dropped off a bunch of presents for you. I thought you would like the surprise and we could eat first before talking, but I guess I crossed a line, haven’t I?”

Rick put a bite of ham in his mouth, the girl brightening up as he started to eat.

It had to be one of the most delicious things he’d had the pleasure to shove in his face. Mom’s cooking, with its nostalgic advantage was still blown out of the water, and Rick felt sorry that he would never get to taste this for the first time again. Too soon it was all gone and the girl was carrying out a plate of apple and chocolate pie with ice cream on the side. This too didn’t last and something about her constant giggling warmed him inside in a way he couldn’t very well describe.

As he finished the last bite of chocolate pie, she came over to his chair & wrapped herself around his neck from behind, softness and warmth pressing into his back and fluffy, blonde hair tickling his cheek. “Oh, Messy boy” she said, and leaned forward to smooch a crumb off his cheek.

Before Rick could object, as little as he was inclined to, she had already slipped away to put dishes in the sink and his back felt uncomfortably cold with her absence.

“That was pretty good; amazing actually.” Rick said, “But seriously, who are you? Did one of my friends hire you or something?” He dismissed the idea.

“No, my mother? She’s one of the only people with a key to my place.

Unless; it was the landlady?”

The girl stretched in the warm air with a luxurious moan escaping peachy lips, the neck of her XXL sweater spilling over a shoulder, exposing so much skin underneath that it was impossible for her to be wearing anything underneath. “I’m an elf!” she proclaimed. She curtsied, at least there were denim cutoff shorts underneath the sweater.  Rick just stared.

“Didn’t you hear me? Santa came by, because you were such a good boy, and we set all this up for you. Well, not to toot my own horn, but I did all the cooking and decorating, Santa brought presents. Oh, and I’m Sugarbell. I’m here to make your Christmas wish come true!”

She’d taken a pose as if she was popping out of a giant layer cake; like there should be celebratory confetti shooting out. But she just stood there in awkward silence.

Rick sighed, so she was a crazy chick after all. “Okay, miss elf, why don’t you get out of here before I have to call the police. And how did you get in here anyway?”

“Magic,” Sugarbell said, looking crestfallen, her ears drooping.

“You’re not giving me a good argument not to call the police. Can you at least take off the fake ears so we can really talk about this?”

“Fake? Sweetie? She skipped over to a green sack by the door and plucked out a wrinkled, yellowed piece of paper. "Ahem,

‘Dear Santa, I’ve been a good boy all year if you don’t count that stuff that my sister says and all I really want is a girlfriend.’ and then there’s a colored pencil drawing of a girl with black pigtails who I think is your crush. 'It’s okay if I don’t get one, I know that’s asking for a lot, but it doesn’t look like mom and Dave are going to be able to give out lots of toys this year, so don’t worry about it if you can’t. Merry Christmas. BTW I’m making snickerdoodles this year, so make sure you grab your share before Dave can steal them all again.’

and there’s your signature.”

She handed the letter over for inspection. It was definitely his handwriting, his drawing skills from almost two decades ago…

“So you were sent by my mother. You could have just said that and we’d have been fine. I’m sorry, she’s pushy but I know she means well… should have told me I’d have company and I would have skipped that party. Anyway, what’s your actual name?”

“I’m Sugarbell. And I wasn’t sent by her, Santa brought me. Here, look.” She tugged on her ear, leaning up so Rick could look closely. It was either real or the seam of the rubber was so well hidden that it might as well be. “I suppose this would be a little hard to believe for an adult. Sorry, I haven’t actually spoken with a human for a few years.”

Rick shook his head. “Your makeup’s good, I’ll give you that.”

Rick angled his hips so the elf wouldn’t notice a certain reflex to her melding to his shape. She was incredibly soft in his arms, just short of purring, the smell of peppermint coming off as she rubbed against him.

Sugarbell stared up at him, her wide, green eyes shining with reflected candlelight. “But I’m not a crazy. I…” She went to the polar bearskin rug in front of the television, so big for the room that it bunched up against the walls in that corner, took a seat and patted the place beside her for him to take. Rick was not so troubled as he was amused, so he sat next to her on the rug in front of the sofa, facing the fake fire. She rested her head against his shoulder and twined her fingers in his with no resistance.

“Um…” he said, “You got me, I guess, but what is all this?”

“It’s a little embarrassing for all of us who screwed up,” she said, “You see, back when we got that letter, we were using a new kind of mail bag and, as we would soon find out, letters would sometimes get caught in the seams. And the elf in charge of distributing letters wasn’t especially conscientious. Rather than going through the trouble of digging out the trapped ones as he knew there would be, they instead ended up stuck inside, in a pile in the corner of the sorting room. It wouldn’t have been that much of a problem, aside from that one elf’s termination we would have just sorted through when we found the pile and spread out what good will we could. But then we arrived at your letter.”

“I mean, I was a dumb 10 year old kid. It’s not something I would ask for these days.”

Sugarbell airily giggled, her cheek burned against his arm. “Sweetie, that wasn’t the problem. We get so many requests for things like that; puppies, little brothers or sisters, a bunch-a edgy. Usually, we’d plan on whatever we could. Are the parents getting a pet? Is someone pregnant or likely to be? If not, a stuffed animal or baby doll would do the trick, and plastic weapons are wholesome enough as it is. The trouble came in an unfortunate fact: you were in the top hundred of the nice list that year.”

“First of all, I don’t believe you, but why would it be an issue?”

“Top hundred and a random assortment on top of that get their wish, period. According to our records, you didn’t submit one… had we known what you wanted, we couldn’t very well kidnap someone and brainwash them, but we absolutely could have an elf facilitate a meeting, and stick around to help out a burgeoning romance. Of course, we didn’t find your letter in the pile until this year. It wouldn’t do for us to get off with as light as a card and a toy anymore, so here I am.” Sugarbell hugged his arm tightly to her chest and kissed his cheek. “I’m your present this year. Sorry it took so long for your wish to come true.” It doesn’t make up for the twenty years you’ve lost, but We can only fix today.

Rick reeled from the stream of revelations, not the least of which being that Santa was a real guy. And here was an eager, adorable, blonde lovely thing clinging to him, unwittingly giving him quite the show as her sweater’s wide neck dipped down with her promised land hiding behind a tantalizing, flickering shadow. He averted his eyes, hoping she couldn’t feel his heart going crazy through his palm, but her puckish smile said that she knew very well the effect her supple, inviting cuddliness was having.

He paused. “So Santa just gave me one of his elves? What, did you draw the short stick?”

“We’re not slaves, you know. It’s a career.”

As he leaned back, supported by the sofa seat; Sugarbell straddled into his lap, wrapping her legs around his waist. There was no way she couldn’t feel the ‘wooden soldier’ poking her thighs from below.

“Upon discovery of your letter, several of us thought that we could still make your wish come true, so Santa put out a call for volunteers. I won.” Before he could respond, she leaned into him, rocking him onto his back while she straddled; her warm, green eyes glittering in the false firelight on the tv as she came in for a transient peck on the lips. Then she teased him by hopping up and padding over to the kitchen.

From where he lay, Rick watched her pull a tray from the oven and came back to the fire to kneel beside him.

He asked, “People volunteered to be with me?” It was hard to imagine even two women fighting over him.

Sugarbell frowned like she knew this conversation was going to happen sooner or later and could no longer be postponed. “Fifty of us young lady elves entered the pool. We played rock paper scissors for the position, and I won the tournament.

Of course; if you don’t want me, I’m sure we can drop someone else off for you. Any one of them would love to take my place.”

“I just can’t believe it.” Rick sat up and drew her into his arms, sitting her on one leg so the soldier couldn’t get in the way. It seemed that she prepared to be rejected at this point, and he’d said so much to make her think he would, threatened to have her removed by the authorities after all.

“It’s a lot to take in, you know? How the heck was I in the top hundred? I don’t remember doing anything especially great. Why not give my place to one of those prodigies out saving the rainforest or whatever?”

She’d relaxed in his arms, nestled into the crook of his shoulder and curled in her slender legs. “We take lots of factors into consideration. The kindest people don’t pay attention to how kind they are. They just do the right thing.

"And I thought you were a home invader.”

“Nuh-uh.” She wiggled herself up until her lips touched his earlobe and whispered, “It’s only home invasion when the owner doesn’t want you there. Tell me who laid out milk and cookies all those years? Wasn’t that you?”

Her nuzzling and shimmying had tugged the overlarge neck of her sweater so far down across one shoulder that she was in danger of revealing herself from just the swell of her curvaceous breast with every breath, not that it seemed she would mind. Sugarbell wagged her pert butt in his lap, her fingers wandered underneath his sweatshirt and sweetly tugged at the t-shirt underneath when she found it was tucked in. The same breath which raised her chest came to him as a cool breeze on his neck.

She said, “Tell me, what’s the one thing you’ve always wanted to do, that you couldn’t without a girlfriend?” One corner of his undershirt came free from his jeans.

It was too fast, Rick hugged her tighter, trapping her hands to squirm uselessly against his belly. He grabbed her sweater and pulled the neck back off her shoulder, saving her from the risk of exposure. Giggling wildly, she plunged her hands under his plain gray sweatshirt and tickled his armpits without mercy until it was just too much to bear and Rick fell sideways, holding in suppressed laughter, landing onto his back.

But it didn’t end, Sugarbell seized the moment of his weakness and took hold of the sweatshirt’s hem, pulling the whole thing up above his head in a smooth motion and trapping his arms in a cottony prison. She laid herself over his chest and at last succeeded in untucking his shirt. Meanwhile his bulge rested between the two cheeks of her very toned ass, and she rubbed against it with her subtle motions.

Eagerness burned in her rosy cheeks. Her downy, golden hair fell around their faces, dividing them from the world, but a few deep breaths later, her giggling petered out and she rolled off, spending the last of her laughter beside him on the floor.

“Sorry, sorry, we haven’t even eaten dessert yet.” she said breathlessly, jumping up and scurrying back to the kitchen.

Rick discarded his sweatshirt; it was already getting too warm for him. Watching on as Sugarbell’s perky rear bounced away did nothing for dissipating his erection, begging him as it was, to just get on with it already. It didn’t have long to calm down before she returned with a plate of tiny, pink cookies.

“No, don’t get up,” she said as she set the plate down on the rug, “Go ahead and try one, I’ll pick a present for both of us, from the North Pole team.”

The first bite of the little cookie exploded with crispy flakiness and a sophisticated undertone of strawberry. Rick snuck a second cookie before Sugarbell had time to return from the tree, with a couple gifts.

“These are incredible!” he blurted through a cheekful of crumbs.

She took one for herself and examined it between pinched fingers. “I wish I had more time to make them. It’s the little touches that make the difference, but I wasn’t able to let the egg whites get to room temperature before I beat them. And I know they say you can use a hand mixer to get the same results, but I think merenge needs the personal touch of a handheld whisk, even if it takes longer.”

“What are you talking about? They’re delicious.”

Sugarbell sat next to him, leaning against the sofa, and kissed his cheek. Then sliding a present into his lap to open. “They’re called sugarbells. My mom’s version is so much better than mine.”

Rick looked at the gift tag, but the sender’s name was in Cyrillic so it was hopeless to try reading it. “Where did all these come from anyway?”

“Let’s see… that one’s from the workshop, most of them are. The sender is an elf named Tart. Technically it’s actually Tort, but that’s what he prefers.”

Rather than carefully preserve the beauty of the wrapping on her gift, Sugarbell plunged her fingertip under a flap and ripped the paper off in a single ragged chunk. She tipped the lid up to see inside, yelped, and put the package out of reach.

“What was it?” Rick asked. The box was on her other side and she leaned in the way of his arm when he started reaching around to get at it.

“Well, it was, uh,” she stammered, eyes darting back and forth until she realized there wasn’t a way out of telling him the truth. “It’s something of a gift to both of us, from the workshop’s confectioner.” She waved him close and whispered with a warm breath against his ear, “Edible underwear.”

Before he could respond with his own bewilderment, Sugarbell crawled away to fetch another pair of presents from the pile. She wouldn’t look him in the eye when she thrust the next one into his hands. Did she think she hadn’t already crossed the line from adorable into suggestive, or was it just too much to be hit smack in the face with the implications? This self-conscious side of her was adorable in its own way too.

He decided to prod her. “Alright,” he said, “New rule: no hiding anything, and presents have to be tried out right away. Okay?”

Sugarbell nodded solemnly and began drawing the hem of her sweater up, laying bare her tight, smooth belly, and was saved at the last moment when it crested her ribs and Rick caught her wrist.

His bluff overwhelmingly called, Rick let her off easy and kissed her forehead. “Sorry, I just meant we should show off what we got. No need to strip right here and now.”

“So,” Rick said, uneasy in his seat, “Are there going to be any of these that aren’t… romantic?”

At least Sugarbell looked ruffled too, swaying on her knees after pulling out another couple gifts. “Most of these are from elves who really wanted to be with you tonight instead of me.” She stuffed a cookie in her face rather than continue explaining.

They opened the next wave of gifts in one fell swoop of torn paper and ribbon to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment. Out came a matching set of horrendously ugly sweaters in their respective sizes and a book titled 'guide to faeries’ which Sugarbell suspiciously slid underneath the pile without mentioning in any way.

Rick said, “Well, at least we haven’t found any dildos…” There was a pregnant pause as Sugarbell’s eyes flicked toward a long, slim present leaned up against the wall.

Sugarbell reverently set each box before them and for the first time went to the trouble of finding an edge to peel back instead of ripping the thing to shreds in a festive feeding frenzy. “These two,” she said, “Are from Santa himself.”

In the first box, addressed to Rick, there was a wooden doll in the shape of a tiny, flaxen-haired elf complete with a red dress and curly-toed shoes festooned with actual, minuscule bells.

The other package, Sugarbell’s, opened to reveal a group photo with dozens of short people trying to get their heads in frame all at once, almost crowding out the wizened man in the center. She held it close to her chest for a long moment and set it aside.

“Good thing that’s the last of them, garbage bag is near to bursting.” Rick said.

“That wasn’t the last one.” She tugged on his shirt to keep him in place before he could retreat to take out the trash.

“What do you mean, did I miss one under the tree?”

Sugarbell crawled behind him and when he tried to look, she gently turned his face away. Moments later, the muffled sound of wool dropping on the carpet came amid the soft jazz Christmas carols and the crackle of fire. Pale arms enveloped his neck and naked softness pressed against his nape. “You still have one more present to unwrap.” she whispered.

He took her hands in his and pushed down his feelings; this was too good to be true. “It’s okay, I understand everything now. I had a lot of fun tonight and I appreciate the gesture, but you don’t have to go that far for someone like me.”

She slid down his back like dripping cream and he felt her lips lay a line of pecks up from his neck to his ear. She whispered; “There’s such a thing as being too nice, you know. A girl might get her feelings hurt like that.”

Her tongue ran the length of his earlobe and she nibbled at it as a penalty. Her voice was sultry and inviting; “I’m not wearing a bra, can’t you feel that?” She rubbed herself against him to ensure he would feel her firm nipples tickling across his back. “Does it feel like I’m coerced? Or do I seem like the kind of girl who would act this way for just anyone? We found that letter six months ago… I’ve been watching you, falling in love with you, for so long.” Each passing day my desire for you has grown.

“There’s no way…”

“No way someone like me could fall for someone like you?” Sugarbell bit his neck. If only the really big things counted toward being good, there would be so few good people, wouldn’t there?“

"I mean, as long as you’re okay with it.”

There was some rustling behind his back as Sugarbell wriggled and reached back, producing her little, denim shorts so he could see and dropping them in his lap. The girl hugging herself so tightly to his back was wearing nothing but panties and moaned into his ear, “Carry me to the bed, please?”

Libido won out; Rick turned and scooped her up to a giddy squeal, as her legs locked around his waist, Rick was blessed with handfuls of bouncy ass and hurriedly carried her to the his room to set her down in bed.

She’d done her magic in there as well, ceiling hung with red and gold garlands, mistletoe above each doorway. The bedspread was made with a quilted comforter patterned with reindeer frolicking across the tundra. It was obvious that she wanted to end up in there from the start.

Sugarbell pulled his head down for a kiss, prodding between his lips with the tip of her tongue, eagerly melding herself to his body, mingling her tongue with his. They came apart with a heavy breath, forgetting how long they had been under. She covertly undid the buckle of his belt and tugged his pants down into a heap at his feet, then delved underneath his t-shirt again, spread her delicate fingers across his chest, and pressed herself into him as he drew it over his head.

Abruptly, she tweaked his nipples and retreated before he could retaliate, plopping herself on his bedspread and, calming herself a pinch, spread her knees apart. The one article of clothing between them was a pair of red, lacy panties with a cotton sprig of mistletoe hung by a little bow. As Rick gawked at the dainty outline. The panties were tied at both hips, with stretch lace straps. Sugarbell squirmed, her own gaze flitting to and from his growing erection, but she kept her legs open.

“It’s mistletoe…” she said quietly.

“Um, yeah.”

“You know what that means, don’t you?”

In answer, Rick crawled down and kissed her thigh. Her fingers twined in his hair and an unrestricted murmur of pleasure came from above, encouraging him to advance toward her heat, laying kisses all the way up her creamy thigh until he was inches away from her warm aroma. The fabric was in the way, but he could feel her silkiness on his lips, against his tongue.

Her fingers left their comfortable place in his hair to pull on the knots at her hips, let her panties fall away and revealed bare, pink skin.

Rick wasted no time, pushed forward to kiss her again, running his tongue along her lips, pausing to pin in his mind the spots where she moaned or her leg twitched against his head. Already he could feel wetness on his tongue, heat spreading throughout her body. A chorus of gasps and moans fell from above and quick peeks down below showed that Sugarbell’s toes were curling. Pride swelled in his chest as he smooched and licked her most sensitive spots.

“Okay, stop,” Sugarbell pushed his head away and sighed, falling back for a second before rolling backwards onto her knees on the bed. “Come here,” she said, patting the space beside her, “Lie down right here, on you back.”

He obeyed and had a shock. He would have said something, but a lingering lick up his shaft to the tip stole his words with a moan. Delicate fingers wrapped around it and gently stroked as she nestled against his thigh and lapped at his balls, merrily humming as she took pleasure in the situation.

Popping a testicle in her mouth and swirling it around with her tongue, Sugarbell’s pert ass swayed in the air, her other hand wandering up her leg so she could rub herself against her palm. Rick could only reach down to pet her head as she suckled.

Sugarbell slowly ran her tongue around the rim of his glans, so sensitive that Rick almost lost himself in the pleasure, but he relished every moment of those bright, green eyes bobbing down on him.

She took him deeper into her mouth, rubbing the tip of his cock against the inside, bulging her rosy cheek like a chipmunk. Her hips bucked against her hand and mewls of pleasure escaped from her glistening lips, bringing Rick to the just before the point of no return where his whole body clenched to keep the amazing feeling from ending.

And she flopped limp between his legs, tenderly lapping at his balls as his cock twitched for release in her hand. "Come on, sweetie pie,” she said, “Isn’t there somewhere else you’d like to do that?”

Rick sat up and pulled her into his lap facing him; where her soft slit straddled his throbbing erection. “Do you have any protection?” he asked.

Sugarbell bent her head into his chest and sputtered laughter. “Like I said, there’s such a thing as being too nice.” She guided the tip of his cock to her entrance and started putting weight on it, softly grunting with the effort of fitting him inside, squealed when it pushed in the first inch.

“Does it hurt?”

“Shut up.” she moaned, hugging herself close so he couldn’t see the pain in her eyes and insist they stop. “I j-just need to get used to it, okay?”

Over the next minute her warm tightness enveloped his cock inch by inch until Sugarbell’s butt rested comfortably in his lap and she breathed a sigh of relief. Rick turned up her chin for a kiss, hoping their intertwined tongues would distract from the pain, stroking her creamy, pale skin with special attention paid to her ticklish spots, taking a breast in hand and fiddling with a nipple like a hard pebble. Her sighs of pleasure washed against his chest and she closed her eyes to enjoy each touch to its fullest, savoring the feeling of fullness in her loins.

She snaked her arms around him, linking her fingers behind his back, and began swirling her hips, gently moving his cock inside her, sliding her bouncy ass across his thighs. He felt like he could burst at any minute, couldn’t resist taking a handful of ass, causing a refreshing whimper against his chest as he squeezed.

Rick buried his face in her fluffy, golden hair to keep his senses, taking in the invigorating scent of peppermint and sweat. Little tickles made moaned giggles fall on his ears and Sugarbell slowly became more comfortable with his size, increasing her motion’s intensity until she was almost thrusting against his last inch.

Her bright, green eyes appeared again as Rick surprised Sugarbell by slowly flipping her down onto her back. He kept the last pace she was comfortable with, guided by her tiny, urging moans to start going faster and deeper. She splayed her arms above her head and gripped the pillow she found there, handing over control to him with her legs wrapped around his waist.

Free to go wild, Rick slowly pulled out and pushed himself back in to the hilt, leering at the way Sugarbell squirmed underneath, her breast rippling with sharp breaths. Then again, a bit faster, and again until he was properly thrusting, and he joined the chorus of moans.

Sugarbell pulled his head down into a kiss and shakily whispered, “Harder~”

He grabbed her waist, ramming himself inside her pussy as she wriggled in ecstasy, bright eyes rolled back and she bit his shoulder in anticipation of the finale. It came on like a wave, forcing him as deep as he could go, balls slapping against wet ass cheeks as he flooded her tight pussy and she tightened in gratification, overwhelmed by sensation as Rick pounded inside her.

When the moment of passion had passed, Rick laid at her side as she relaxed into quiet contentment. But it didn’t last long before she crawled atop him, laying her head on his chest humming a festive tune.

“That was amazing.” he said, absentmindedly stroking her hair.

Sugarbell kissed his chest. “Lots better than your hand, isn’t it? Heh, you’re pretty big. Human girls don’t know what they’re missing out on.” Her fingertips traced the way down between his legs, wrapped around his shrinking dick and said, “Good job, mister, wanna take me for another spin?”

Rick laughed and she rubbed herself against his chest as she joined in, bright eyes merrily twinkling.

“Can’t fault a girl for trying, can you? It is two in the morning I suppose. Christmas night’s almost over and done.” She tugged up the blanket they’d displaced and snuggled herself against him, pointy ear tickling his neck, and hummed a lullaby as the day’s exhaustion made sleep less and less voluntary.

The morning sun muddled through snow-filled clouds to gently wake Rick. He’d slept clean through the usual time, had a transient shock before remembering the office would be closed for the week.

And he was alone.

Last night had to have happened. Peppermint lingered in the air and a hickey stung on his neck, but she wasn’t there. Of course, he thought, it was a monkey’s paw. She’d said she was a Christmas present, and the day had passed…

He forced himself out of bed and dressed, then headed for the kitchen.

Where a woman in a red turtleneck and costume antlers was using the stove.

“Morning, sleepy-head~” Sugarbell cooed, “I’m almost done with brunch so go ahead and take a seat.”

“You’re still here.”

“Of course I am, why? Oh, there’s nowhere I need to be.”

“I thought I was only going to get the one night.”

Sugarbell turned off the stove and set the table with leftover ham omelets and freshly-baked cinnamon rolls. “That’s not a girlfriend, that’s a one-night stand.” she said, standing on tiptoe to kiss his cheek, “And we still have to continue where we left off after all.”

By Demi urging for Literotica

Shauna, the Christmas Elf

‘Tis the season for giving.

By TheSleepingKing. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

7:16 am

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The door from the bathroom swung open, spiling steam into the dim blue rays of light sneaking in through the blinds. Wrapped in a towel, Shauna strode into her dorm room, feet sinking into the carpet as she padded across the floor. Pausing at the window she pulled the cord to raise the blinds, bathing the room in the soft glow of an overcast Michigan dawn.

A dusting of snow covered the glazing. About an inch drifted on the ledge outside. Beyond and several stories down a lone figure rounded onto the back straight of the athletic track. Shauna leaned in, her breath fogging the glass. She poked two dots and underlined them with a curve. Smiled at the new face smiling back at her. It was a beautiful Christmas Eve morning.

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She unhooked the towel and tossed it over the back of the chair parked under the desk. The cool air plucked at her nipples and sapped the heat from her skin. She skimmed her hands around the bulge of her breasts, across her taut tummy and the arc of her ass. Appraising her profile in the mirror she nodded. Spin class and yoga really paid off this year.

From the top drawer of the dresser, she picked out white lace panties and drew them up over toned, creamy thighs. She paired them with red and white argyle knee socks and a soft strapless bra. Sifting through the hangers in the closet she settled on a flirty red A-line dress with wide shoulder straps and a length about mid-thigh. Not practical for the weather. But perfect for the mission.

7:32 am

She capped the outfit with a fuzzy Santa hat and white-soled black Keds before returning to the mirror. She turned side to side and took a twirl, the dress flaring out before settling over her legs. Certainly the sexiest elf she’d ever seen. She glanced over at the clock on the nightstand. She would need to get going soon to make her deliveries. The schedule was tight.

On any other Christmas Eve she’d still be asleep; tucked in tight and dead to the world in a quiet corner of her parents’ six-bedroom McMansion in Traverse City. She’d get up around 10:00, meet her brother for lunch, then spend the afternoon serving food at a shelter across town before heading home for the traditional Christmas Eve dinner with her family.

This year, dinner had been moved up to lunch – something about grandma and grandpa’s flights. So volunteering was out. She was fine with it at first. But as the season ramped up and the holiday spirit infected her, she felt the need to replace it with something. Some way to give back. To spread a little cheer to those less fortunate this time of year.

As 3rd floor RA for the co-ed dorm, she was privy to certain information. The administration realized not every student could make it home for the holidays. So the school remained open in a limited capacity, depending on the holiday and how many students remained behind. This year on her floor there were three. And since they were stuck there maybe she could celebrate with them before she left.

She snatched a small white drawstring bag off her bed and slung it over her shoulder, the contents momentarily rustling about inside. Taking her key card from the dresser she slipped it into her bra and reached for the door. She paused, re-thinking, the lever rocking under her palm. Quickly, she picked it out and tucked it neatly into the back of a sock instead, before ducking out into the hall.

7:40 am

Shauna stopped at Room 303. She gave her usual rata-tat-tat RA knock and shrugged the bag off her shoulder, holding the strap in the crook of her elbow. The corridor was weirdly quiet. No music or raucous conversation bleeding through the walls. She couldn’t imagine having to spend the next week here under these conditions. A latch clicked in front of her, and the door creaked open.

“Hey Ty,” she chirped, “Merry Christmas!”

Ty seemed surprised by the greeting, then confused by her presence. He smiled. “Um…thanks. Merry Christmas to you too.” His eyes dipped – first to her cleavage, then to her legs – before rebounding to hers. He now seemed nervous too.

“Can I come in for a minute?”

“Uh…yeah, sure.” Shoving his hands into the pockets of his sweats he stepped aside. She glided past, her blonde curls swishing about her shoulders. Ty gently shut the door behind her.

Shauna glanced around the suite. Open textbooks were strewn across the couch. Graph paper filled with notes littered the desk. The three computer monitors that typically flickered video games, now hosted row upon row of complex equations she didn’t understand. Ambient techno pulsed softly through a pair of small speakers, and the room smelled faintly of Axe body spray.

“I’m sorry,” he offered, “I wasn’t expecting anyone today.”

He was a freshman, so she’d only known him one semester. But he seemed like a good kid. Sure, he was disheveled, nerdy, and a little immature. But he was charming and considerate, and very bright – dedicated to keeping his name on the Dean’s List. Didn’t hurt that he was cute either.

“That’s okay,” she replied. “Santa knows it sucks having to be here over the holidays, so he got you a present.” She lowered the bag and reached inside, pulling out a deep green envelope with a silver star sticker sealing it shut. “Nothing big, just something to give you a break from…” she waved her arm toward the paper and monitors, “…this.”

Cautiously he took the envelope, turning it over to find his name written neatly on the front. “Oh,” he said, “…thanks. That’s…really nice.”

A moment of awkward silence followed. “Go ahead,” Shauna prompted, “open it.”

Ty shrugged. He peeled up the star and lifted the flap, extricating a Christmas card with a red-nosed Rudolph gracing the cover. He smiled as he opened it, eyes tracking back and forth across the page. Wedged in the crease was a white 3 by 5 note card. Flipping it right-side-up he discovered a sketch in black marker in the center. He froze, the smile fading, jaw dropped. He looked up at Shauna. Then back at the card.

“Wait…,” he stammered, “is this…. Are you…. Is this for real?”

Shauna raised her eyebrows and shrugged. “Santa likes to make sure no one on the nice list gets left out.” Her gaze fell to his groin, dialing in on the growing bulge. There was the response she was hoping for. She hung the bag over the doorknob. Closing the distance between them she reached out and pinched the card in her fingers.

“Why don’t you get comfortable.”

She set it on a textbook and slouched against the desk, waiting. Ty looked left, then right, unsure of what to do. Finally, he stepped back and eased himself down to the edge of his bed. Shauna placed her hands on his thighs, pushing them apart before kneeling between them. The tented fleece covering his crotch pointed directly at her. She smiled. Looked up.

“You’ve done this before, right?”

He paused a moment, then nodded vigorously. She wasn’t convinced. But it didn’t really matter. It might even help keep her on schedule. She gave him a shove, forcing him to recline and brace with his arms. Grabbing his sweats by the pockets she jerked at them until they pooled around his ankles. His cock sprang out, slapping his abdomen before swaying back to vertical.

She wrapped it in her fingers, the whole head protruding from her fist. He puffed and shivered under her touch. Leaning forward she lowered her head. His body tensed. She raised her eyes to find his narrowed, his mouth rounded and dry. “Relax,” she cooed, “just enjoy it,” and slipped his dick between her lips.

A breath rattled his chest. She felt the blanket cinch beneath them as his fingers gripped and pulled. First she teased the glans, undulating her tongue beneath, then around and over the top. His hips shot up to meet her mouth. She lightened her hold, welcoming him in deeper.

She bobbed her head to the rhythm of the music – down on one and three, up on two and four. His cock was rock hard, curving into the roof of her mouth with each descent. He sighed, and groaned, and grunted; the tone and timbre of each growing more urgent with each passing minute.

Shauna’s free hand dove under her dress and between her legs, fingers plucking aside the damp lace and strumming the slick, smooth lips of her pussy. Her partners were usually more experienced. More restrained. It had been some time since one had responded with such virginal enthusiasm. And she found it to be quite the turn-on.

She held her neck as steady as she could, relinquishing control of tempo and depth. Ty trembled, huffing air through gritted teeth. Shauna peeked to find his eyes closed, neck strained, deep blue veins pulsing through. Sensing the moment, her fingers left the base of his dick and curled around his balls. She tightened her lips to a gentle squeeze.

Ty stalled. A guttural growl forced its way into the air. His eyes popped open wide and fixed on Shauna’s. With a batting of lashes, she pushed down on his throbbing cock until the tip of her nose bumped his abdomen. A heartbeat later, torrents of warm, viscid cum spewed into her mouth.

The jets struck the back of her palate, sloshing over her tonsils and sliding down her throat. She swallowed hard but couldn’t keep up. Each burst seemed richer than the last, filling her cheeks and leaking from the corners of her mouth. Her own juices deluged her fingers in response; the squelching filling the gaps between Ty’s staggered gasps.

A dozen spurts later his orgasm subsided. Shauna held his cock a little longer, savoring its texture on her lips and the mild, distinct flavor of his seed. She moved with him as his hips sagged back to the mattress, sinking him deeper to the root of his erection. After one final gulp she sucked in her cheeks and lifted her head, teasing the remaining fluids from the head of his dick.

He gawked at her, speechless. She pulled her fingers from her pussy and held them up in front of her. They gleamed in the light, strands of grool clinging to her knuckles as she separated them. Fixing on him she sucked each finger into her mouth, swabbing them clean before licking her lips. Ty’s eyes rolled back in his head and he collapsed flat on the bed.

Shauna giggled. Pushing off she rocked to her feet. She looked at him spread over the rumpled blanket, his penis twitching on his tummy. She nodded, pleased with herself. Sweeping her hair out of her face she took the gift sack from the doorknob and the note card from the desk, slipping the latter into the former.

“Did you enjoy your present?” she asked, slinging the bag over her shoulder.

Ty groaned a sigh, his satisfaction evident. A smile lit Shauna’s lips.

“Good,” she said, “that’s great.” She made her way back to the door. “You know, Santa can’t offer gifts like this to everyone, so…let’s keep this between us, okay?”

An arm raised and a hand approximated a wave before tumbling limp to the mattress. She took it as a yes. Catching her reflection in the window she adjusted her hat. “Merry Christmas Ty,” she said softly, before disappearing into the corridor.

8:05 am

Snowflakes drifted past the tall narrow windows of the student lounge separating the north and south wings of the third floor. Curled up at the far end of the couch opposite the ping pong table, Shauna twisted the cap off a bottle of diet soda and took a sip. Pulling her phone from the bag she checked the time. Javon would arrive in fifteen minutes. Plenty of time to finish her drink.

She stretched out across the cushions and downed another swig. This one excited her more than the others. She and Javon were casually acquainted. Though both juniors they rarely shared classes. But they saw each other often around campus; playing pool in the lounge, grabbing coffee at Starks, or stocking up on dollar tacos Tuesday nights at Frankie’s. And always, always flirting.

Nothing ever came of it, unfortunately. He was putting himself through school and the scholarships just weren’t enough. So he needed to work a lot. Every chance he got he’d bank some overtime or pick up an extra shift. That didn’t leave much time for anything else. But today was Christmas Eve. The print shop would be closed tomorrow, so he couldn’t go in tonight. Which she hoped would free up just enough time for what she had in store.

A door closed in the distance, followed by footsteps in the hallway behind her. She checked her phone. He was early. She chugged another mouthful of soda, then quietly stuffed everything into the bag. The footsteps halted. A latch turned and a door opened, then closed. She counted to thirty, then slid off the couch and left the lounge, rounding the corner toward 317.

8:08 am

Shauna waited, impatiently, shifting her weight from foot to foot. Still no response. She knocked again, harder this time. Shuffling noises, then heavy footfalls. The door swung open on a scowling Javon, his uniform shirt crumpled in his fist, muscles chiseled and taut. She smiled up at him, head cocked to the side. He looked her over, his mood softening as he recognized who she was.

“Hey,” he said, eyebrows furrowed. “What are you still doing here?”

She shrugged, ignoring the twinge in her pussy. “Waiting to see you. Can I come in?”

Javon retreated inside, tossing his shirt on the bed and perching on the edge of his dresser. Shauna followed, taking quick stock of the room. Clean and sparse. Suitable for someone who spent very little time there. She turned her attention to him. Tall and dark, with bold, crisp features. His hands splotched with cyan and yellow ink from the press.

“Is um…is this a bad time?”

“Nah,” he said, shaking his head. “I was just going to take a shower, then go down for a nap.” He waved a hand in her direction. “Soooo, who are you supposed to be?”

“I’m a Christmas elf,” she replied. “Santa’s Helper.”

Javon’s eyes widened. “Oh. You’re a lot taller than I would have expected of an elf.”

“Well, we’re not all size challenged artisans baking cookies in the off-season you know. Some of us are taller, and educated, and…really cute.”

He laughed, his pecs jumping. “That’s fair. Please forgive my ignorance of the elf community. I don’t know any – aside from you.”

She shrugged the bag off her shoulder and reached inside, crossing the carpet between them. “Listen, she began, “Santa knows how hard you work to be here, and how much that keeps you from having a life. So, he got you a little gift. It won’t make up for having to be here over the holidays, but it might help take the edge off?”

She pulled out a red envelope and handed it to him. He stared at it, his face cycling through several emotions, settling on confused.

“Thanks,” he said, “that’s…really sweet. I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything.”

Shauna smiled to herself, setting the bag on the floor. “Open it.” She wandered past him to the window. Raising the blinds she took a quick peek outside before turning and sliding up onto his desk, swinging her feet freely beneath.

Javon zipped a finger under the flap and extracted the card; a red-nosed Rudolph printed on the cover. As he shook it open a white note card fluttered out. He snatched it out of the air and held it up. A sketch in black marker graced the white space.

Shauna watched over his shoulder as he stared at the figures suggested by the swooping lines. He fanned the card, then turned and eased off his seat. He walked over to her, holding it up, the image upside down. His mouth curled in one corner. “This is uhhh…you and me?”

She squinted at the picture. “Well…right-side up and all, but…sure.” She took it from him and snapped it on the desk. Her arms extended, fingers wedging themselves between the waist of his jeans and the warm, smooth skin of his abdomen. She reeled him in between her legs, squeezing them in hers. “Come on,” she said, thumbs separating the button and peeling the zipper. “Take a break.”

Javon reached out, tracing the curl of her ear with his finger. Tilting his head, he leaned in for a kiss. Shauna planted a hand in the center of his chest, stopping his lips a hair’s breadth from hers. His heartbeat pulsed through her arm and gut, thumping through her clit like a kick drum. She tapped a finger on the card beside her. He glanced down. Then back at her. She smiled. Pushed him away.

She hopped off the desk, lowering her eyes to the height of his fly. Waiting. Javon nodded. In a single swoop he shoved his jeans to the floor and stepped out. The outline of his cock bulged the breathable fabric of his boxer briefs, curving down his right leg. A squeak left Shauna’s throat. She reached inside and fished it out, needing both hands to hoist the shaft.

It hardened in her grip, rising, reaching for its target. She pulled a few long strokes, its heat warming her hands. She had imagined what he might be hiding. But none of those dreams fell short of reality. Reluctantly she let go. Eyes fixed on her prize she slowly turned round, bending over the desk. She shuffled her feet a shoulder’s width apart and casually wiggled her ass.

Javon stepped up, his demeanor all business. Stroking his meat with one hand he grabbed the hem of her dress in the other and flipped it up over her butt. Her firm white cheeks glowed in the morning light. He took the waistband of her panties and rolled them down her hips and thighs, abandoning them around her calves and exposing her labia to the chill of the room.

She was sopping wet. He swiped his penis along her slit, greasing it with her cream. Current bolted up her spine, raising the hairs on the back of her neck. She threw her ass toward him, anxious to be filled. But he took his time, lubing every inch to a slippery shine. Finally satisfied, he set a palm in the small of her back and wedged the tip of his cock between her folds. Slow and steady, he sank into her vagina.

Shauna gasped, eyes round. Her knees buckled, fingertips clawing at the laminate as her canal expanded to accommodate the intruder. It was thicker than any dick or dildo she remembered. And she was suddenly grateful he’d been so careful to slicken up.

He took shallow, steady thrusts, loosening her vice a touch each time. Short, silent breaths gave way to grunts and groans. She tried to restrain herself in case anyone still left was walking the halls. But it was a losing battle. The pressure coiling inside would soon be too much to contain.

Javon curled over her. Reaching into her dress he freed her breasts from their padded sling and cupped one in each hand. He pinched her nipples between strong fingers, yoking her tits to her clit with little bolts of lightning. The heat of the moment telegraphed through her skin, flushing her ears, cheeks, and chest a robust, rosy pink.

He pushed on, diving deeper into her velvet pouch. Her arms burning, Shauna lowered her elbows and forehead to the desk. Her hair shrouded her periphery, leaving the only clear view that of her lover’s balls swaying back and forth between her thighs. A delightful fog rolled over her brain, occluding everything outside the aura of their bodies.

“Do you want it all,” Javon whispered, his voice piercing the veil.

Shauna turned her head, mouth agape. “That’s not all of it?”

A baritone chuckle rumbled from his chest. He straightened up, releasing her boobs for a firm hold of her waist. He eased down the throttle, slowing his rhythm. Measuring the distance. She caught his eyes for a moment, glimpsing the same lechery she felt coursing through her veins. He smiled at her. Then hilted his cock in her pussy.

“Uhhh gawd.” A wave of pleasure rippled out from her core, breaking over her entire body. She couldn’t gauge how big he was, but he was now twice as deep as he had been seconds ago.

He gave her a moment and a few shallow dips before ramping up the pace; drawing his dick out to the barb each time before plunging back in. Shauna’s ass rippled, limbs shuddering under each impact. She stretched her arms to brace herself. But her hands squeaked against the desk each time he crashed into her, jolting her forward.

She began to lose control. Her pelvic muscles clenched; labia stretching around his shaft. He growled his approval. A stern smack stung her left buttock, forcing a squeal from her larynx and a shock to her sex. Another followed, echoing off the walls into her ears. Her strength failed, drooping her back and turning her legs to jelly.

Javon grabbed hold of one and lifted it, bending the knee and setting it securely on the desktop. He continued to hammer away. The cords binding her orgasm began to fray. She imagined his view from behind; her sodden pink snatch vulgarly splayed for the massive dark rod plowing her gut. Words escaped her, leaving only screams and moans to communicate her desire.

8:42 am

Shauna’s head was swimming, her brain just mush. But she held on, wanting this ecstasy to last forever. Her hat flew off her head, landing silently on the windowsill. Long fingers raked through her hair. They gathered her curls into his fist and pulled. Her head snapped back, jaw dropped, eyelids fluttering. The cords snapped and the coil exploded.

She bore down on his dick, silent and stiff, her body racked with orgasm. Her toes dug into the carpet, her raised foot flopping about over the edge of the desk. She slapped the top with her hands, translating her contractions into a frantic rhythm beat out for Javon to hear. Her juices flowed freely, seeping out past his cock and dribbling down her thighs. And through all this, he continued to fuck her.

Shauna’s orgasm continued in suspended animation, tweaking her muscles and prickling her skin. As snug as he fit there was now no friction. He glided in and out like a piston in a well-oiled machine. He pumped harder, faster, working to create resistance. But her pussy was a flooded mess and that wasn’t going to change.

He whispered something toward her ear. A question? She couldn’t decipher the words. But it didn’t matter. As long as he kept filling her, perpetuating this feeling, he could do whatever he wanted. She nodded as best she could. The pounding slowed and the hand holding her waist released. The slapping of skin ceased, and his penis slipped out of her vagina.

The emptiness was deflating, like the air had been sucked from her lungs. She turned to look but he stopped her, pushing her head back down to the desk. She opened her mouth to demand he continue and that’s when she felt it. The pressure on the dip of her anus. Her insides knotted up. Everything clenched, then released. Her rosebud relaxed, and Javon’s cock surged up her ass.

She held her breath, expecting pain. But there was none. Only an indescribable fullness she had never experienced before. Each time he retracted her stomach dropped. Each plunge threatened to split her at the seams. Orgasm ripped through her again, rattling her bones and sweating from every pore. The room closed in, swaddling her in a thick black heat. She screamed but heard nothing. Felt only his cock.

His fingers curled over her shoulders and around her neck. He pushed and pulled her with new urgency, opposing the swing of his hips. He’d found the resistance he was seeking, and it drove him on toward ferocious climax.

In her stupor, Shauna somehow regained control of her limbs. She twisted an arm behind her back and flailed at his. When he looked down, wanton lust blazing in his eyes, she willed words from her lips.

“Cum in me,” she cried, breathless, desperate for his load. “Cum in my ass.”

He glared at her, neck craned, jaw set. He shifted his weight, pinning her tits to the desk and raising her butt. He tried to hold out a bit longer. But she was too tight and he was too far gone. Nodding his head Javon closed his eyes and buried his throbbing cock balls deep, erupting hot semen deep in her bowels.

He roared in release, his balls smashed against her pussy, rocking into the curve of her ass. The pressure lifted her foot from the floor, grinding her hip into the edge of the desktop. But she didn’t care. His cum splattered inside her, capping her climax with a warm, gooey buzz. Her buttocks quaked with each spasm. She had his cock. All of it. In the moment, that was everything.

9:04 am

Gradually the pumping slowed. The pressure on her back eased and the room drifted back into focus. She glimpsed herself in a mirror near the window; hair disheveled, bare breasts smushed beneath the cockled red fabric; a trembling leg coiled on the desk, panties dangling casually from her ankle.

“You are so fuckin’ hot,” said the voice in her ear. She cooed, not yet able to formulate words. He rested in her a moment longer, sharing her warmth.

When they’d finally caught their breath Javon stood tall. Kneading his hands into the meat of her cheeks he pushed himself back, emerging from her ass with an obscene wet slurp. Empty, Shauna sighed, the void disappointing. Her rosebud gaped, then winked several times before shrinking back into place.

Javon slumped against the wall near the window. Fumbling with the latch he cracked it open. December rushed in, swirling round their bodies and raising goosebumps on their skin. Shauna shivered, invigorated, the cold soothing her scalded sex. Watching her lover she smeared her cream over her pussy and along the crack of her ass. His organ flexed toward her, but Javon shook his head. Smiling, she wriggled off the desk.

On wobbly legs she gathered the note card and the bag and set them on the edge of the bed. Rummaging around in the neck of her dress she tucked her tits back into her bra and plumped them into position. Javon sauntered over, her hat in one hand, soggy panties in the other. She took the cap and fit it over her head.

“Can’t put those back on,” she said of her underwear. “You keep them.”

He nodded, draping them over the corner of the television. She shouldered the bag and looked up at him.

“Did Santa get you what you wanted?”

He laughed. She followed his eyes down to his semi-hard, polished rod.

“I think he fucking crushed it,” he replied. Closing the gap between them he lowered his voice. “Tell me something though. Is this strictly a Christmas situation, or…are…special occasions not required.”

Shauna shrugged, the corners of her mouth curling up. “Why don’t you come by sometime and find out,” she offered. “You know where I live.” She gave his penis a playful nip and tug and backed out into the hallway.

9:13 am

Shauna stood quietly outside Room 334, gently swaying to a tune in her head. Her fingertips tingled and her pussy hummed along to the beat, still riding the high of the last half-hour. A trickle of semen stained her inner thigh, the remainder of Javon’s deposit still trapped inside. She smoothed the front of her dress and flipped the pom of the hat to the side. She was a few minutes behind schedule. But that shouldn’t be critical here. Ready for more, she knocked on the door.

There was a rustling inside. A few moments later the door opened on a beautiful raven-haired Japanese girl in a tight anime tee shirt and bright blue boyshorts. Seemingly surprised, the girl dropped the pencil she held in her left hand.

“Hey Sachiko,” Shauna chirped.

Sachiko ripped off her headphones and flashed a nervous smile. Shauna nodded inside. “Can I come in for a minute?” Sachiko glanced over at something Shauna couldn’t see, then backed her slender frame away from the door. Shauna strode inside, the latch clicking shut behind her.

Unlike her first two stops, this was a bit of a gamble. Their contact had been minimal, generally restricted to her RA duties. And her scouting report was incomplete. She knew Sachiko was a sophomore, and a graphic design major. She spent summers at home in Osaka. But she couldn’t afford to fly back and forth for breaks, so she usually spent them on campus.

Rumor was she was into women. Of this Shauna had no confirmation. But from their interactions in the dorm and Sachiko’s shyness and fluster around particular friends she did have a feeling. It was risky. But that heightened the thrill.

The room was warm and cozy, lit by a floor lamp and a cube on the nightstand. Fuzzy orange pillows adorned the loveseat below the window. Incense burned in a jade tray on the corner of the dresser and a thick down comforter covered the bed. Several sketchpads scattered across the desk, a collection of porcelain cats lining the shelf above. It was clearly the space of someone needing a touch of home.

“Am I like…in trouble…or something?” Sachiko wondered.

“No,” Shauna laughed, amused as much by her apparent discomfort as the absurdity of the question. “I mean, have you ever been in trouble? I just wanted to wish you Happy Holidays.”

Sachiko blushed. Her face made several contortions before settling on a half nod and awkward smile. “Th…thank you,” she stammered. Shauna pinched her lips between her teeth. So far so good.

“I like your kitties,” Shauna continued, drifting toward the shelf. She scanned for messages, photos, anything that might give her a clue.

“My sister sends me a new one for my birthday every year,” Sachiko offered.

“They’re beautiful.” She spotted a sheet of paper with dark smudges sticking out of the pad on top of the pile. “What’s this?” she asked, reaching for it.

“What? Oh!” Sachiko leapt toward her, mortified. “It’s nothing, I just – ”

Before she could swipe the pad Shauna had the page, staring at a gorgeous unfinished graphite sketch of a sleeping woman. She lay on her side, head on a pillow, hands underneath. Bikini panties cloaked her nethers, an arm crossed her bare breasts. And her face. Well…. Her face was very familiar. Shauna smiled to herself. This might work after all.

Sachiko slunk back as Shauna turned around. She studied the drawing a moment longer, impressed by the resemblance. Finally, she looked up at Sachiko. The rosy hue of her cheeks crept into her face and neck. Shauna noticed for the first time she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“Did you draw this?”

Sachiko sighed, looking everywhere forward. “I um…. It…it’s for a class.”

“You did it from memory.”

She rubbed her arms with her hands. “Yeah. It just…works that way.”

“It’s amazing.”

Shauna returned the drawing to the desk. Sluffing off the bag she retrieved the final card. “I know you don’t really celebrate Christmas,” she said, “but it can’t be easy being here by yourself while everyone else is. So, I got you a gift.”

The silver envelope rested in her palm while Sachiko hesitated, her name glittering in gold marker. She looked up, embarrassment clouding her eyes. Shauna smiled, extending her hand. Finally, Sachiko accepted.

She zipped open the flap and removed the card. A red-nosed Rudolph blinked at her from the cover. Shauna dropped the bag on the loveseat. She clasped her hands behind her back and crossed her legs at the ankles, a flirty little swivel seizing her hips. Sachiko picked the note card from the fold and looked closely. Her fingers began to tremble.

Shauna sidled up closer, tucking a lock of Sachiko’s hair behind her ear. Sachiko jumped at the light touch. But her gaze remained fixed on the card. Her lips parted. No sound escaped.

“If you want me to stop,” Shauna murmured, “just let me know.”

She kissed Sachiko’s ear lobe, rolling it between her lips before drifting to her cheek and the nape of her neck. Sachiko’s tremor spread to her chest. The cards fell from her grasp. Shauna continued down, over her shoulders to the swell of her breasts. She caressed one in each palm, grazing the nipples with the soft cotton of the shirt.

Sachiko tangled her fingers in Shauna’s hair. They curled and flexed as Shauna descended, raising her shirt and kissing her navel. She lingered there, circling, lips skimming Sachiko’s butter-smooth, unblemished skin. She smelled of cherry blossom and jasmine. Shauna filled her head with the scent, priming her for the peach she was about to unwrap. Sachiko’s hushed whisper floated down from above. “Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.”

Sinking to her haunches Shauna eyed Sachiko’s sex. A small wet spot darkened the fabric between her legs. Shauna peeled the underwear down over Sachiko’s ass and thighs, pooling them around her feet. Exposed to the low light was a plump, tidy pussy, closely cropped dark pubic hair gracing her mound. Shauna’s lips quivered. She bowed, pressing her face between Sachiko’s thighs, sopping up the heat.

Sachiko moaned, easing her legs apart, welcoming Shauna’s tongue between her folds. Her entire body shook, chopping her breaths between chattering teeth. Shauna probed a little deeper. Sachiko doubled over, humping Shauna’s mouth. Shauna yipped with delight. She shook her head side to side, slathering Sachiko’s light sweet syrup over her cheeks and chin.

She dug her nails into the brunette’s ass, spreading her cheeks and kneading the meat. Sachiko mauled her own breasts, stretching and twisting the characters on her shirt into impossible shapes. Buffeted by Sachiko’s gyrations Shauna wobbled on the balls of her feet. It was all she could do to hold on for the ride and she found herself failing at that. Toppling to her butt she roped an arm around Sachiko’s neck and pulled her ear to her dripping lips.

“Sit on my face,” she hissed.

Sachiko fell to her knees, straddling Shauna’s chest and pinning her to the floor. On all fours she scooched forward over the blonde’s shoulders until her succulent snatch hovered over her RA’s gaping mouth. Shauna’s tongue darted out, flicking Sachiko’s swollen clit. Stifling a scream Sachiko collapsed on Shauna’s kisser, squeezing her ears between her thighs and swirling her pussy over her lips.

Shauna lost herself in Sachiko. Inhaling her essence. Drinking her qi. She thrilled at her lover’s responses – involuntary, honest and pure. There was no pretention. Only the passion of an inexperienced girl wholly submitting to her desires. She reveled in it, lapping at Sachiko’s sex from the hood of her clit to the crease of her ass.

Sachiko’s back arched, thrusting out her chest. Her head lolled back, eyes strafing the ceiling. She squirmed on Shauna’s face, blissfully ignorant of her weight, Shauna’s nose, or her need to breathe. She reached back between the Shauna’s splayed legs, probing under her dress until her fingers found the blonde’s honeypot and slithered inside.

Strangling Sachiko’s wrist in her thighs Shauna groaned into her pussy. The vibrations spurred Sachiko’s building orgasm, winding her body tighter and tighter, pushing her fingers faster, deeper. The circuit closed, the feedback loop complete. Every flip of the tongue, every curl of a digit, amplified the next.

Sachiko bucked and thrashed. Shauna swirled and writhed. Again and again they traded blows until suddenly Sachiko fell silent, her body rigid, muscles strained. Clutching fistfuls of Shauna’s hair Sachiko spread her knees and bore down, smashing her quaking pussy into Shauna’s lips and gushing slippery, viscous cum all over her face.

Racked with spasms she hunched over Shauna’s head, wave after crashing wave of orgasm pummeling her sex.

9:38 am

When the contractions finally slowed, Shauna worked her hands up to Sachiko’s buttocks and nudged her. Spent, Sachiko rolled away, settling on her back against the foot of the bed. Shauna’s chest heaved, gulping the cool dry air. Her eyes re-adjusted to the light. Reaching up she brushed the hat off her head and raked her fingers through moist matted hair. Arms flopping to the floor she sighed. That went well.

She rolled her head and looked at Sachiko. The junior lay knees up, feet flat on the floor, her arms draped between her legs – the odd twitch in her muscles interrupting her stillness. Shauna willed herself up and crawled over. Finding her eyes shut she pressed in close and planted a tender kiss on her forehead. Sachiko smiled.

“Merry Christmas,” Shauna whispered. Sachiko nodded, radiant from her orgasm. Shauna stroked her ear. “If you want me to model for you sometime,” she added, “give me a call.”

She gathered her things and prepared to leave. As she passed the mirror on the closet door she stopped to look. Her face and neck glistened, glazed with Sachiko’s juices. She tossed the hat in her hand, raising it to wipe herself clean. But she didn’t. She decided instead she liked the way it looked. And she’d wear it a little longer. Pursing her lips, she slipped out of Sachiko’s room.

Light as a feather she skipped down the hall toward her room. She slowed passing Javon’s door, wondering if he was already asleep. Her phone chimed in the bag, interrupting her curiosity. Retrieving it she scanned the screen and frowned. Two texts and a missed call. All from her brother.

“Hey Josh,” she answered.

“Yo, where the hell have you been?” There was an urgency in his tone. “I’ve been calling you. I’m out front, let’s go!”

She frowned. “Wait, what time is it?”

“Quarter to ten. I told you I’d be here at 9:30, remember?”

She thought for a minute, then rolled her eyes, realizing what went wrong. “Fuck,” she spat. “I thought you meant 9:30 your time.”

“So you’re not ready?”

“No, I packed last night. I’ll be right down.”

Hanging up she shook her head. How did she make that mistake? She thought she’d have an hour to shower and clean up, but now they were running late. No time for any of that. Swiping the key card from her sock she popped into her room and tossed the gift bag on the bed. Snagging her backpack and navy peacoat from the closet she dashed back out headed for the lobby.

9:52 am

Shauna flung open the passenger door of the coupe and tumbled inside, stuffing the backpack between her feet as she settled in the seat. Her teeth chattered from their brief exposure to the cold. Rubbing her hands together near the warm air vent she looked over at her brother behind the wheel. He stared at her, forehead crinkled, a mix of confusion and amusement scrawled across his lips.

“What,” she said, staring back.

He glanced down at her bare thighs – the coat just covering her lap – then back at her scowl.

“Nice touch,” he replied, pointing to the bright red pileus cap.

“Thanks,” she quipped, flashing a smile.

“But you know it’s snowing, right?”

She flipped him the bird. He shrugged.

“You’re going to get Uncle Leo in trouble today.”

Shauna tried to stifle her laugh. “Just drive Josh.”

He put the car in gear and pulled away from the curb. “Unlike you,” he said, “I got an early start. So I’m going to get some coffee. Did you eat already?”

“Yup,” she nodded. “Several times.”

Josh’s eyes narrowed, but he said nothing.

At the next light he made a left and turned into the coffee shop drive-thru. Waiting in line behind a pick-up he turned to his sister. “Are you okay?” he asked. “You look a little…weird.”

Shauna checked herself in the side mirror. She could taste Ty’s spunk on her tongue; feel Javon’s cum in her ass and Sachiko’s pussy all over her face. A shiver buzzed her clit. She reclined the seat several notches and sighed, beaming at the ceiling.

“Yeah,” she said softly. “I’m just…filled with Christmas spirit.” Quietly she shoved her hands beneath her legs to keep from touching herself for the remainder of the trip.

By TheSleepingKing for Literotica

When Santa Cums

When Santa Cums.

Santa makes sure I belong on the Naughty List.

By svb missive kitty. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

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My name is Cat, and as many of you know I live in a fancy condominium development, for a college student, overlooking one of Michigan’s famous lakes.

It was on this bustling cold December night I happened to realize it was Christmas Eve. Our tree was out, my roommate and her own dog away with family, but I and my border collie Avy sat alone watching the dark waves crash outside our building.

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 “Well,” I sighed, “Even if no one else will see me I can have my own Christmas. And dress myself up for my own fun.” Truth is, I was horny and wishing I had someone to invite over for the night. Does that make me a slut? Maybe. Christmas night is a special night for screwing one’s self silly.

 “Dear Santa, Is it too late to write a letter and get on your gift list? All I really want is a good fuck.” I muttered just barely audible to myself.

Skipping to my bedroom the first thing my fingers found was my signature kitten choker collar, complete with a round golden bell. Giggling a bit I fasten it, thinking of all the famous stories of reindeer and jingling bells around their own necks. Next I strip down to bare nothing’s, save for my thigh-high hosiery, and dig through my favorite gear. I feel like being dominated. I should have planned ahead for this night.

There’s something wonderful about walking around a spacious luxury condo  in the nude, with all the windows open. Dimming all the lights throughout the place and lighting some candles, I start getting the supplies for a hot bath, just as soon as my cookies are done.

The buzzer startles me just as I finish lubing up a cherry red diamond plug. It’s larger than normal but such a beautiful ruby red; and hell! It’s Christmas!. I slip it inside me and bite my lip hard to keep in a moan, although I don’t really have to, since I’m alone. On the way out of the closet, I impulsively grabbed my fur jacket. The feel of fur on my naked tits, is indescribable!

I walk through my apartment naked except for the few accessories. The choker’s bell jingles as I bend down wiggling my ass for the world to see, as I remove the cookie sheet from the oven. I see an older couple returning from Christmas mass and walking past my back patio, toward their front door. They didn’t see me, but I still got a rush from that idea that they could have

The minute I turn around, I swear my heart drops.

And so do the hot pan of cookies, onto the counter at least.

“Ho. Ho, hoe…” he says, staring at me through the bushiest set of white eyebrows and curly beard I’ve ever seen.

I’m shaking, how did he get here? Who the hell is this, guy, anyway? And why is he dressed like Santa?

“Who are you?” I say with a raspy voice, I’m embarrassed but at the same time my inner woman is more excited to see such a festive gentleman taking in my naked appearance.

We’re only separated by the counter, and I flinch when he reaches towards me, only to realize he’s grabbing a moist cookie. I watch him carefully, like an outdoorsman, peel off his heavily used black gloves, resting them on the counter. I watch his manly hands reach for a cookie. His eyes are such a bright blue, reflecting that inside he is youthful and wild still.

My nipples suddenly erect and perk at attention, I can’t help but squeeze my legs together and feel the plug inside my tight ass.

“Down to business then.” He says, as he wipes crumbs from his furry lips and finally looks at me again. “Cat. You’ve been naughty this year.” He smiles knowingly. I can’t help but stare at my feet. “I Hadn’t planned on any gift for you.”

Crap, I felt like he was privy to every secret of my inner soul. I started to blush, but he added; “I sensed a whispered wish from this home, a couple minutes ago, as I was finishing up next door.” Then he looked at me with a horny grin; “You told Santa that you want a ‘good fuck’?  Maybe you should ask yourself what a naughty girl like you deserves!”

“Very naughty. Get over here.” He instructs standing by the picture window, next to the Christmas Tree.

Immediately I follow him back into the living room where he must have found his way in from my fireplace. The window drapes are open and the full moon streams into the candlelit room, my dog still asleep in her bed by the tree.

“On your knees if you want to be on Santa’s good side.” He’s more dominant than I could have ever imagined, his heavy black boots thump behind me. He tossed my fur jacket to the couch as I sink to my knees facing away from him, in front of the big window. My breath is more than gone, I’ve never been so exposed to a stranger.

The sound of a heavy belt being undone, zippers down, pants dropping.

I swallow the thick saliva in my mouth, I know I’m drooling and not just because of the smell of cookies but the reality of Santa Clause behind me, going to punish me. Because I am a bad, bad girl.

I flinch when I feel his big strong hands along the side of my neck, but he soothes me, my breasts are prickled with goosebumps in fear, yet he rubs my shoulders silently. Pushing my long black hair to one side he suddenly yanks it back so my head is thrust back, I look up at him, gasping in fear more than pain.

“Turn around now girl.” He orders.

I’m facing him, facing the part of him that juts out stiffly. He’s buck naked and hairy. He’s built like a lumberjack and has just enough of a belly to prove he is the real Santa. His cock is larger than I could have imagined, and it’s only seconds before he pulls my head to it. Yanking me by my hair it’s seconds before the whole fat engorged cock head is in my mouth and I’m slipping and sliding the head around my twirling tongue. His cock head is fatter than his tapering shaft. My mouth was straining to open wide enough for his head, but as he descended my throat, my jaw relaxed more.
 The feel of a large stiff cock in my throat is indescribable. I’m no longer actively making love to his cock. I’m simply a hospitable host to his magnificent phallic idol. He’s making passionate love to my orifice.

I know better than to gag but I let him use me, fucking my throat with such a grace and passion. My mouth is his now, his thick drool covered balls slap against my chin. Each thrust feels farther down my throats than the previous. I can taste his manhood’s precum on my tongue & sliding down my throat.

The bell on my choker keeps jingling, creating a warm moist, Christmassy feel.

I’m wetter than I’ve ever been, I stare up at him over his thick belly, wondering if I could make an offering that would appeal to him.

It’s like he reads my mind, & his cock pops out of my mouth with a wet smack. He swings his cock back & forth across my lips, leaving a surprisingly sweet syrup of pre cum. But I’m not surprised, he is the real Santa after all.

“Do you really wish to wipe yourself off my Naughty list?” He questions, holding my hair tight again. I know not to disobey him. I want to be both naughty and nice.

“Yes sir!” I whimper, a small twinkle of tears gather at my eyes, I’m panting, breasts heaving.

“Then beg.” He pulls me to my feet & over to the end of the couch. I keep my hands behind my back and bend over the armrest in front of him, I rest against the couch and moan a little, knowing my exposed cherry anal plug must be winking at him.

“Please, put me on your nice list.” I pant.

He makes me wait. I’m shaking in anticipation, but I wasn’t expecting it when a harsh and angry belt smacks down on the pale flesh of my ass cheek.

“Oh!” I cry, hands falling in front of me to get a better grip on the couch. His thick Christmas belt make a raspy noise as he draws it back and strikes again with a heavy wap!

I moan so loudly I pray the neighbors don’t hear, but the heat rises to my cheeks, I’m enjoying this punishment more than I would have expected.

Two more waps! And it stings so bad all I can feel is my juices between my pussie lips. The stings go straight to my screaming clit nerves.

He drops the belt with a thump and I suddenly feel the much softer fingers tracing the cherry ball of my ruby plug.

“Very festive.” He grumbles happily. I hear the rumble of his hearty laugh. I want more than anything to shove something, anything thick, up my aching pussy.

“Please.” I beg, closing my eyes and gripping the couch for dear life.

He obliges, firmly placing his meaty hands on my pale hips I feel him position that giant head at my sopping cunt opening and thrust his way in. My bell jingles loudly when I throw my head back in ecstasy. Sweat beads at my forehead as his hot belly presses against the small of my back. His cock reaches so far into me that my clit is burning with need. Begging for anything to rub against it to give me release.

I’m aching against him, pressing my pussy back to meet him at every smack, I’m completely his. I’ve never been so thoroughly used like this. His cock has no mercy, and he has no intention to get me off, I’m his toy, his Christmas toy. I am asking him for forgiveness and he’s fucking it into me hard. His massive engorged balls slap heavily against my clit in a rhythmic beat. I’m panting, screaming in ecstasy as I feel a climax mounting. His balls are now tormenting my enflamed clit.

I feel his hands move to my shoulders as he grunts, it doesn’t take him long, his fingers rub the crease of my neck tightly and all at once he leans over me & groans so loudly into my ear, his beard lightly scratching my back. He presses a single kiss against the back of my neck, and I feel his already enormous pole grow and ground so hard into me that I can feel his thick swollen balls against my cunt lips. He presses my hips firm against the armrest, but used his manly hands wrapping under my arms to hold me up & grope my soft needy breasts, my pierced nipples cry out to his muscled and calloused hands.

He cums, hard and thick. Blasting my cervix at point-blank range. He grunts into me as he repeatedly expels all his cum out into my hungry pussie. A couple more hard thrusts later, he releases me into a crumpled mess dropped down on the couch.

I’m panting so hard, feeling what might be the aftermath of a reamed out cunt. This immortal man has the cock of a god.

“Very nice.” He says, laughing humbly as he pulls his pants back halfway up, the belt left undone. “Clean it up girl.” He instructs.

Quickly I’m back to my knees under him, under his spell. His cock is veiny and dripping in front of me, a single teardrop of white sits at the head begging for my lips. I oblige and wrap my lips around the head, sucking lustfully at his pole. It’s so surprisingly sweet-tasting, magical almost. I’m pushed away after cleaning it off. I don’t dare look up at him again as he redresses.

I mean to catch a glimpse of his face once more, but by the time I gather enough of my wits to stand, face him, and thank him, all that is left in his place is an additional present. A single perfectly wrapped gift that I know was not there two minutes ago.

As I stand, a thick stream of almost glittering white cum dribbles out of my used cunt, but I’m still hot & horny, ready to cum again. I wait, and pick up the package.

I love Christmas, and all the traditions, so I check, it’s 12:00am.

I grin, merry Christmas Cat!

Ripping open the wrapping paper I find the box contains a thick belt, just like his, I’m delighted beyond belief. Now I can beg anyone to spank me just like Santa did! This will be the best present yet this year, and the best addition to my toys.

Underneath the new belt is a candy cane, thick and red striped.

I grin.

It’s a more moderate girth, to fit inside me, and with the sweet cum of Santa still creamy inside me, I use it as lube to fuck this candy cane inside me, it takes only a moment, but I’m on the couch again, legs spread to the world, rubbing the button of my clit softly until I can imagine Santa’s face between my legs. I’d planned to pleasure myself in a hot bath, but fucking in the moonlight with a demi god is a thrill of my lifetime!

And I cum. Crying out to the world, my juices flow and my pussie groans for something to continue fucking it. I finish cumming and slide back to the floor covered in wrapping paper, leaving a last faint jingle from my choker.

Boy, how I love Santa Claus.

Maybe next year I’ll be on the naughty list again! Santa knows.

By svb missive kitty for Literotica

Stripper’s Christmas Party

Stripper’s Christmas Party

Where can two strippers get a bite to eat on Christmas Eve?

By  MelissaBaby. (abridged) Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

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“Fuck Christmas,” Clover shouted, “and fuck you, Tony. Fuck Santa Claus, fuck his elves and fuck all ten goddamn reindeers.”

“Eight,” Roxanne said, filing her nails and looking at her over the top of her glasses.

“Shut up, Roxy, I’m talking about reindeers, not how many cocks you sucked over the weekend.”

“Clover, calm down,” Tony said, “It was worth taking a shot.”

“Bullshit, I told you nobody goes to a strip club on Christmas Eve.”

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“She did tell you,” Roxanne said, “Even louder that she’s telling you now.”

“Look,” he said, shrugging, “I’m sorry, but it wasn’t nobody…”

“We’ve had five customers,” Clover said.

“And the last one was two hours ago,” Roxanne chimed in, “It’s almost ten thirty.”

Clover jerked her thumb at Roxanne. “She might look like a doofus wearing that stupid Santa hat, but she’s right.”

Tony held up his hands, “Okay, it turned out to not be a great idea. You guys are always saying that more customers come in because they are lonely than because they are horny. I figured it would be a lonely night for a lot of guys…”

“It might be a great night to be a hooker,” Clover said, “but not a dancer.”

He looked at his watch, then over his shoulder at LeAnn, the bartender. “Tell you what,” he told her, “If nobody else comes in before eleven, go ahead and close up.”

He started to walk away, but Roxanne called him back. “We paid our club fees, Tony, that isn’t right.”

He looked up toward the ceiling, as if he were looking for a script to read from. “You want to close and go home early, but you want your club fees refunded because I said we would close and you could go home early?”

“No,” Clover said, “We want our club fees refunded because we paid you fifty dollars to dance on a night when you dragged us in here to dance, even though we told you nobody was coming the fuck in.”

“Fine,” he said, throwing his hands in the air, “LeAnn, give them back their club fees.”

The door opened, and they both groaned, but it was not a customer. Sporty, the Gold Dollar’s bouncer, came in.

“Speaking of guys you’ll fuck,” Clover muttered.

When he approached the bar, she said, “Hey Sporty, how come you go out with Roxy? I always heard black guys like girls with nice big asses.”

“I always heard strippers were friendly,” he shot back.

He sat down next to Roxanne.

“Where have you been?” she asked him.

“Yeah,” Clover said, “There could have been a brawl in here, between the rats and the cockroaches.”

“I was sitting out in my car, listening to some jams.”

Clover tipped out and gave LeAnn a big hug, then she and Roxanne walked out to their cars in a light cold rain.

“You ain’t waiting for Sporty?” Clover asked.

“Nope, don’t want to talk to him right now. Meet you at the diner.”

They each got in their cars. A light coating of slush covered Roxanne’s windshield, but the wipers easily pushed it to the side. She pulled out of the parking lot on to the slippery street and drove the mile and a half to their usual after work spot, the Finest Kind Diner, while Clover followed close behind.

When she turned into the diner’s parking lot she noticed immediately that the lights were turned off, except for a string of colored Christmas bulbs blinking around the front door.

Clover thought for a minute. “We could go to Denny’s.”

“Are they open?”

“How the fuck would I know? Call ‘em up.”

“Oh, so I have to look up the number?”

“I figured it has a man’s name, so you would know it.”

Roxanne sat back in her seat. “I don’t want to drive all the way across town, just to go to Denny’s. What else would be open?”

“Just White Castle.”

Roxanne thought for a minute. “Yeah, what the fuck, let’s go to White Castle.”

“We ought to just go in one car,” Clover suggested.

“Fine. Yours or mine?”

“Yours,” Clover said, “Mine is more full of trash than a westside trailer park.” She pulled her car into a parking space, shut it off and got out.

“I hate this drizzly shit,” she said as she got into Roxanne’s passenger seat.

“Hey, don’t you live in a westside trailer park?” Roxanne asked.

“Yeah, that’s why I know what I am talking about.”

“Speaking of knowing what you’re talking about,” Roxanne said, “Santa Claus has eight reindeer.”

“Are you counting Rudolph?”

“Nope. Rudolph doesn’t count.”

“Who decided that?”

“Clement Moore.”

“Who the fuck is he? Sounds like a baseball player.”

“He wrote The Night Before Christmas.”

“Twas the night before Christmas,” Clover recited in a sing song voice, “And all through the place, Roxanne was sitting on every guy’s face.”

“And up from the lawn there arose such a clatter,” Roxanne returned, “As Clover devoured the whole turkey platter.”

Clover nodded her head. “That was pretty good,” she admitted.

Roxanne was quiet for a moment, then asked, “You wonder though, who the fuck would name a reindeer Blitzen? What is he, a Nazi reindeer?”

“I bet Rudolph was originally Adolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and they changed it during the war or something. Hey, what’s going on with you and Sporty?”

“He wants me to go to his mom’s house for Christmas dinner.”

“And you don’t want to go?”

“Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend from the strip club?”

“Oh yeah, I get it. But still, you guys been going out for a while now. You are going to meet them sooner or later.”

“It doesn’t have to be on Christmas with all the relatives there.”

“So what are you going to do?”

“I don’t know.”

There were three cars parked outside the White Castle when they arrived. The restaurant’s windows were so wet with condensation that they could not see through them. But when they dashed inside, they were nearly blinded by the garish light.

“This is like sensory overload,” Roxanne said, as Jingle Bell Rock squalled from a tinny sound system.

They walked over to the counter. There was no one behind it. Roxanne leaned forward, craning her neck to look back into the kitchen. She saw a young man in a white uniform and a hairnet dumping french fries out of a fryer basket.

“Excuse us,” she called.

He looked over his shoulder. “Be with you in a minute, ma'am,” he said.

Clover cackled and nudged Roxanne with her elbow. “Ma'am. He thinks you’re an old fucking lady.”

“Yeah, and he thinks I’m taking my mom out for Christmas Eve.”

The man came to the counter. His name badge identified him as Julio, assistant manager. “What can I get you ladies?” he asked.

“I’d like four hamburgers, an order of medium fries and a large coffee, regular,” Roxanne said.

“Give me six whiteys and a large Mountain Dew,” Clover added.

“Would you like fries with that?”

“Fuck no, I’m gonna eat most of hers.”

Julio rang up their orders and Roxanne paid for both. Clover looked around the room.

There were three occupied booths. In one a pair of middle aged men, wearing the uniforms of parking attendants, sat sipping coffee. At another, an older woman in a ragged green coat had only a cup of water and a single empty burger box on the table in front of her. A couple of booths down, three young, black clad goths were sitting together. They looked to be in their early twenties; two boys, one very large, the other thin and jittery, and a purple haired girl sitting across from them, loudly chewing gum. They all looked like they were coming down off a much better time than they were having now.

“It’s kind of a sad looking bunch of people in here,” Clover said.

“Yeah,” Roxanne said, “It’s Christmas Eve and they’ve got no place to go.”

“That sounds familiar. I mean, what the fuck is the difference between them and us?”

“We’ve got money in our pockets.”

“Yeah, money we took from other lonely people,” Clover said. She looked lost in thought for a moment, then asked Roxanne, “How much money you think you’ve got in your pocket?”

“I don’t know, a hundred, maybe a hundred and twenty dollars.”

Clover looked around the room, her lips tight and her brow knotted.

“I’ll bet I know what you’re thinking,” Roxanne said.

“It’s fucking Christmas,” Clover said, shrugging.

Roxanne called Julio back to the counter.

“How much are those sacks of thirty sliders?” she asked him.

“Thirty two dollars and fifty two cents.”

She looked over her shoulder at the woman with her single burger. “Give me two sacks,” she said, fishing her cash out of her pocket.

“You still want the other order?”

“Yeah,” Clover said, “And I want you to give anybody whatever they want to drink. Keep a tab and I’ll pay for them later.”

Julio hesitated a moment, then said, “Okay, it will take a little bit of time. Your other order will be up in a minute.”

When their food was ready, they went to the empty table between the old lady and the goths.

As they walked past the parking attendants, Clover asked them, “How you guys doing? You had to work tonight?”

“Fuckin’ Nutcracker,” one of them grumbled.

“So are you going to see your son tomorrow?” Roxanne asked Clover when they had taken their seats.

Clover nodded. “Not till the afternoon. But I get to have him the next day, too.”

“Have you got plans?”

“I was thinking we’d go to Hong Kong Garden for dinner.”

“And the next day?”

“Are you kidding? The day after Christmas? We’re going fucking shopping.”

Roxanne laughed. “Yeah I’m sure that’ll thrill a ten year old boy, going shopping with his mom.”

They had each finished two burgers when Julio called to them that their order was ready.

Clover walked over to the counter, picked up a bag of hamburgers in each hand and turned to face the dining area.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” she hollered, “My friend Poindexter and I would like to treat everyone to Whiteys for Christmas.” She went from table to table, holding out the bags, so that each person could take some burgers.

“And if anyone wants something to drink,” she said, “It’s on us. Just step up and tell Julio what you want.”

After going to each table, she had half a bag left. She put it on the table in front of Roxanne and sat down.

Roxanne twisted in her seat and watched as several of the patrons went to the counter and ordered drinks. She noticed that the old woman in the next booth had neither gotten up nor taken any burgers. She took one from the bag, leaned over the back of the booth and asked, “Would you like another burger, ma'am?”

“Are you sure it’s okay?”

“Of course it is,” Roxanne said, “Merry Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas, dear,” the woman replied, taking the burger.

Roxanne’s phone buzzed.

“I bet I know who that is,” Clover muttered.

Roxanne looked at the screen. “Yeah, it’s Sporty.” She sat back in the booth and answered, simply saying, “Hey.”

“Listen baby,” he said, “I wish you hadn’t split like that. I don’t want you mad at me, whether you go tomorrow or not.”

“I never said I was mad at you, Sporty. I’m just tired of all the back-and-forth on this shit.”

“I don’t think having Christmas with my family is shit.”

“Now you’re just looking to be offended. They know where you work, right?”

“Yeah.”

“So, you’re going to tell them your bringing a girl from work to Christmas dinner, so I can sit there, eating turkey with everybody looking at me like I’m a whore.”

“Ain’t nobody gonna call you a whore.”

“My own mom calls me a whore.”

“Well, my mom ain’t your mom.”

“I don’t know, Sporty. I’m just not sure I’m ready for this.”

“We’ve been going out almost a year.”

“Off and on.”

“Whatever. Where are you at anyway? I come over to Finest Kind because I thought you guys would be here.”

“They’re closed.”

“Well, no shit, I just told you I was over here.”

“We’re at the White Castle on Union Street.”

“So, would it be cool if I come by?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll see you in a bit.”

Roxanne disconnected, shaking her head. “This fucking guy,” she muttered, “I’m telling you, he won’t give up…”

“And that’s a bad thing? Let me ask you something,” Clover said, “and don’t get pissed.”

“Okay.”

“Are you nervous about meeting his family because you think they won’t like you being a stripper or because you don’t think they’ll like you being white?”

Roxanne was silent for a minute. “Maybe both,” she said.

“Either way, I think that’s his problem, not yours. I mean it’s his family.”

“Yeah, but I’m afraid that if they give him a lot of shit about it, he isn’t going to pick me over them.”

“Well then, fuck him. He ain’t worth it if he does that.”

Roxanne shrugged. “Yeah, I guess.”

An old man with flyaway white hair came into the restaurant. He appeared to be wearing just a light sweatsuit under his ratty coat. He sat down next to the old woman. She spoke quietly to him for a minute, then he loudly cleared his throat.

“Excuse me, ladies,” he said in a hoarse voice. “Flo says you are buying burgers for everyone. Is that so?”

“Sure is,” Clover said. Roxanne took two more burgers from the bag and handed them to him.

“Go get yourself a coffee or something,” Clover said, “Whatever you want, it’s on us.”

The man thanked them, stood and fetched coffee for himself and Flo.

Sporty came in a few minutes later, took off his wet coat and hung it on the end of the booth. He slid in next to Roxanne. Looking at the bags on the table, he asked, “Why did y'all buy so many burgers?”

“Because we’re generous bitches and we share with everybody,” Clover said.

“Well, shit then.” He reached into the bag and pulled out a couple of burgers. After a few bites he said, “I need to get a drink.”

“Just go to the counter,” Roxanne told him, “We’re running a tab.”

Sporty stuffed the rest of the burger in his mouth, then went to the counter. He came back a minute later with a large orange soda.

“You been thinking about tomorrow?” he asked Roxanne.

“Yeah, I’ve been thinking about it…”

“Hey Sporty,” Clover said, interrupting her, “Let me ask you something.”

“Yeah, what?” He reached for another burger.

“Why do so many black families have macaroni and cheese for Christmas dinner?”

“Because it’s good as hell. We still have all the regular shit, turkey and mashed potatoes and cranberries and all that.”

“Pumpkin pie or sweet potato?”

“What do you think? Sweet potato pie.”

“What kind of stuffing?”

“Cornbread.”

“Just plain?”

“Fuck no, my mom puts Jimmy Dean sausage in it.”

“Damn!” Clover exclaimed. “Listen, if this silly bitch don’t want to come to your mom’s house for Christmas dinner can I come?”

“You can both come as far as I’m concerned.”

Roxanne laughed. “That’s actually a pretty good plan. If your mom spends five minutes with Clover, she’ll think I’m little miss sunshine.”

“No, she’ll think you’re a dumb bitch who thinks Santa only has eight reindeer.”

“Rudolph doesn’t count.”

“Damn, you back on that shit?” Sporty said, rolling his eyes.

Clover slipped out of the booth. “Fuck you both,” she said, standing up.

“Hey everybody,” she shouted, “I’m taking a Christmas survey. How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?”

There was murmuring throughout the room. The big goth kid was counting on his fingers. One of the parking attendants was quietly singing Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. His friend said, emphatically, “Eight.”

The goth girl said “Nine, if you count Rudolph.”

“Rudolph wasn’t one of the originals,” he replied.

“So where did he come from?”

“Gene Autry.”

“Dead white man,” she muttered.

The man who had been singing said, “The Night Before Christmas guy gave them their names.”

The skinny goth kid glared over the back of the booth at him. “But who said he was in charge of fucking reindeer?”

“He wrote the goddamn poem!”

“They didn’t know about Rudolph then!”

“Isn’t it nice to see how the holidays bring people together,” Roxanne said to Sporty.

“All right,” Clover said, clapping her hands together. “Let’s put it to a vote. How many people say nine?”

She raised her hand and the goth kids and the old lady joined her.

“Who says eight?”

Roxanne, Sporty, the parking guys and the old man raised their hands.

Clover looked at Sporty. “Put your fucking hand down, man, your vote don’t count.”

“Why don’t my vote count?”

“Because you ain’t hoping to get any pussy from me tonight.”

“You got that right,” he smirked.

Roxanne turned in her seat. “How many people say ten?”

They all looked at her, perplexed. No one raised a hand.

“That’s your cue to sit down and shut the fuck up,” she said to Clover. Clover looked around with a frown, then sat without saying anything more.

Sporty looked over his shoulder and said, “Who thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie?”

Everyone raised their hand.

“Goddamn right,” he muttered.

Roxanne nudged him with her elbow. “I need to go to the bathroom,” she said. He stood up and let her go by.

The parking lot guys were getting up to leave. They thanked her for the burgers as she went past their table and wished her a happy holiday. One gave her a big hug. At least he didn’t try to cop a feel, she thought as she went into the women’s bathroom.

When she opened the door to come out a few minutes later, Sporty was standing in front of it.

“You know how cute you look in that hat?” he asked.

“Do you know how desperate you sound when you try to sweet talk me?”

“Nah, I ain’t desperate. It’d be alright if you don’t want to go tomorrow. I get it. But don’t go saying you weren’t welcome to go, because you were asked.”

“Okay, that’s fair. It’s just that it’s a big step.”

“You got to take steps if you want to get anywhere,” he said.

She put her hand on his shoulder and kissed his cheek. Looking past him, she did not see anyone watching them. She gripped the waist of his pants and walked backward, pulling him into the bathroom.

Sporty pushed the door shut behind him, and let Roxanne tug him across the room until her hips bumped against the edge of the sink.

Roxanne leaned back, looking up at him and biting her lip.

He gazed down at her, his hands on her hips, and kissed her. She kissed him back, but then turned her head.

“At some point,” she said, “we have to talk about where we are going.”

“We do,” he replied, “but we ain’t got to do it right now.”

She draped her arms over his shoulders and they exchanged a long, hard, tongue swirling kiss. Sporty’s hands moved to her breasts, squeezing and caressing them, while Roxanne dropped her hand down to rub his stiff cock through his jeans.

“I think you’ve got something you want to give me for Christmas,” she whispered.

“I don’t know,” he said, “I don’t think you’ve been a very good girl.”

“Do you want me to be a good girl?”

“Aw, hell no,” he said. He took a half step back, seized her waist and spun her around to face the sink. Her Santa hat fell off, landing in the basin.

He ran one hand down between her legs and cradled her chin in the other.

“Look at you,” he whispered in her ear. Her glasses had slipped down her nose. She pushed them back into their proper position and gazed at herself in the mirror.

“Look and see what I see.”

Roxanne looked at his eyes in the mirror as his hand rubbed and squeezed her pussy.

“Don’t look at me, look at you.”

She stared at her own reflection, resisting the temptation to watch as he unfastened her jeans and pushed them down over her hips. But when his fingers slipped inside her, she leaned her head back and kissed the side of his neck.

His fingers probed deep into her, his thumb played with her clitoris. She reached back and rubbed his crotch. She fumbled at his belt until he gently pushed her hand away and undid it himself.

Roxanne felt his cock bump against her ass, then slip down between her thighs. He placed his hand between her shoulders and gently pushed her down until her elbows were on the sides of the sink. She picked up her Santa hat and put it back on her head.

Sporty kneaded her ass, then spread her thighs, pressed the head of his cock into her pussy and began to fuck her with long, smooth strokes.

Clover snickered when she saw Sporty disappear into the women’s bathroom. Get your figgy pudding, girlfriend, she thought, don’t go until you get some. She walked to the counter and got a refill on her Mountain Dew, then stopped and listened for a minute. The sound wasn’t loud, but she could hear them in the bathroom. They were definitely fucking in there.

As she walked back to the booth, she saw the goth girl looking toward the bathroom. She glanced up at Clover with a smirk. Clover winked at her and sat back down in the booth.

A few minutes later, the skinny goth kid leaned close to the window and peered out. He wiped away the condensation with his sleeve and looked again.

“Fucking cops,” he muttered.

“What cops?” Clover asked.

“Cop car just pulled up.”

“Oh, shit,” Clover muttered. She looked toward the bathroom. She couldn’t hear Roxanne and Sporty where she was sitting, but there was no doubt that when the cops walked in, they would. They had to walk right past the bathroom to get to the counter. One of them might even go into the mens’ room. She thought about warning them somehow, but didn’t think there was enough time. That was confirmed when she saw the cops approaching the door. She had to do something.

Just as they reached the door, she began singing at the top of her lungs.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why.

The goth girl looked up at her and immediately realized what she was doing and joined in.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

The cops walked in. One was an older man. His eyes and shoulders both drooped. There’s another guy doesn’t want to be working on Christmas Eve, Clover thought. His partner was a young, thin black man. They walked right past the bathroom to the counter.

He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice.

The other goth kids joined in the singing.

He’s gonna a find out who’s naughty and nice.

The old couple began to sing along.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

The two cops stood by the counter, looking around the room. Julio approached the cash register. The older cop leaned in and spoke to him. Julio pointed to Clover and the cop looked over at her. He nodded, then spoke to Julio again.

He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake

Julio handed each of the cops a bag of burgers and a cup of coffee.

Now get the fuck out of here, Clover thought, but instead of leaving they walked toward her. The older cop held out his hand.

“Awfully nice thing for you to do, ma'am,” he said. The other customers kept singing.

Clover shook his hand.

The younger cop shook with her as well. They turned toward the door, tipping their hats to the older couple as they went by.

The older cop walked out just as the customers were finishing the last chorus, but the younger cop turned and went to the counter. He held out his open bag toward Julio.

“Could you toss a couple of ketchups in there?” he asked.

Julio nodded and dropped a handful of packets in his bag.

“Thank you, Merry Christmas.” he said, then waved to the customers. “Merry Christmas, everyone.”

He took two steps toward the door and stopped and looked toward the bathroom. Clover could hear Roxanne moaning from where she was sitting.

He looked around the room. “Does anyone know who is in there?” he asked.

“Yes, officer,” Clover said, “That’s my friend. I’m afraid she ate a few too many of these gut grenades. You know what they can do to your digestion.”

“Yeah, we all been there once or twice, I suppose,” he said. He went to the door and started to open it, then stopped, obviously listening to the sounds emanating from the bathroom. He turned and looked Clover in the eyes. An amused expression crossed his face. He winked at her and walked out.

Roxanne had already come twice when she heard the singing. She thought it was just in her head until Sporty paused between thrusts and muttered, “What the fuck is that?”

“Jesus, don’t fucking stop,” she groaned.

“Oh, you need some more of this dick?”

“Goddamn it, yes, Sporty, fuck me.”

He gripped her hips and began slapping his loins against her ass harder. She braced her hands against the mirror and shoved back against each plunge of his cock.

“You getting kind of loud,” he told her. She dropped her head and her Santa hat fell off. She grabbed it and bit down on the white felt ball to keep from crying out. But after a minute or two, she let go of it, unable to keep from moaning loudly each time he jammed his cock deep inside her.

She looked up at him in the mirror. Their eyes met, and the look of passion on his face pushed her over the edge into another orgasm. Before it subsided, she felt him stiffen, jerk his cock a few more times and withdraw, as his hot cum ran down the inside of her thigh.

“At least they stopped that fucking singing,” Sporty said as Roxanne cleaned herself up.

He picked up her Santa hat from the floor, brushed it off and stuck it back on her head, then unlatched the door.

“Hold on a minute, babe,” Roxanne said. She raised her face and kissed him. “I’d be happy to go to your mom’s tomorrow.”

“Damn,” he said with a wide grin, “All I had to do was fuck you real good?”

“You always fuck me real good.”

“Then I will always get my way, right?”

“Don’t push your luck,” she said, opening the door.

As they came out of the bathroom, the goth kids were walking toward the exit.

“Merry Christmas. And thanks,” the girl said.

“Yeah, thanks,” skinny kid said as well.

The big kid stopped, looked at Roxanne and held his fist out toward Sporty. “Yo,” he said, “You da dawg, bro.”

Sporty bumped fists with him. “Fucking white kids,” he muttered, chuckling.

They slipped back into the booth, where Clover was waiting for them with her arms crossed and a smug expression on her face.

“What was that singing?” Sporty asked.

“That was me saving the you two fuckpuppies from spending Christmas in the slammer.”

“What are you talking about?” Roxanne asked.

“A couple cops came in here while you were getting your stocking stuffed. We were singing so they wouldn’t hear the noise you were making.”

“We weren’t making that much noise.”

Sporty laughed. “Girl, you loud as hell.”

The old couple came to their booth and thanked them for their burgers.

“Merry Christmas,” the man said, shaking all their hands.

“There is a special place in heaven for you ladies,” the woman said.

As they walked away, Clover said, “You think there is a special place in heaven for us?”

“If we died tonight, we might at least be able to make a case for it,” Roxanne said with a shrug.

“And by next week, we are fucked again.”

Julio came out of the kitchen with a damp rag and wiped the table where the parking guys had been sitting.

“Hey, Julio didn’t vote,” Clover said. She called to him. “Julio, how many reindeers does Santa Claus have?”

Julio looked at her with a perplexed expression. “I don’t know,” he said.

“You know, like in the song. Dancer and Prancer and Donger and Blitzkin…”

“Donger?” Roxanne asked.

Julio shrugged. “I don’t know that song.”

“You don’t know it? What the fuck country are you from?”

He stared as her and said, “Colombia.”

“Oh. Shit. Sorry, I wasn’t trying to be rude.”

“She doesn’t have to try,” Roxanne said, “It’s her default mode.”

Julio shook his head and returned to the kitchen.

“Give the brother a break,” Sporty said, “He’s from South America. What the fuck he gonna know about reindeers? Ask him about llamas, he’ll probably tell you everything you ever wanted to know.”

“I can’t think of anything I want to know about llamas,” Clover shot back. “But I do feel kind of bad for the guy. I mean, he’d have had a lot easier night if we hadn’t come in here and bought burgers and shit for everybody.”

“It’s his job,” Roxanne said with a shrug.

“Yeah, and we fucking threw a fit because we had to work on Christmas Eve.”

“You threw a fit. I didn’t.”

“You didn’t like it.”

“No, but I acted like a fucking grown-up about it.”

“Yeah, but you have to act like one because you don’t look like one.”

Sporty looked in the bag. “Anybody want this last burger?” he asked.

Roxanne and Clover shook their heads.

Sporty bit into the burger, swallowed and said, “You feel so bad for the guy, why don’t you do something nice for him for Christmas?”

“Like what?” Clover asked.

“Like what the fuck you think?” Sporty asked.

Clover looked at him for a minute, then tipped her head to look past him. Julio was wiping off the service counter.

“He’s not a bad looking guy,” Roxanne said.

“Well then, why don’t you go do it then?” Clover asked.

“I wasn’t a twat to him.”

“Besides,” Sporty said with a grin, “she already got hers.”

“I ain’t gonna fuck him in the bathroom,” Clover said.

Roxanne laughed. “The bathroom is clean, at least.”

“You don’t think I will do it, do you?”

“Bitch, I stopped trying to figure out what you would or wouldn’t do about the time you set my boyfriend’s car on fire,” Roxanne said.

Julio disappeared into the kitchen.

“Fuck both of you,” Clover said. She got up and followed him.

“Hey, Julio,” she called.

He was standing at the dish sink and turned around at the sound of her voice.

“Listen, dude,” she said, “I hope I didn’t say anything that offended you or got you upset or what not. That’s just me clowning around.”

“It is fine. I understand.”

“Well, I think we put a lot of extra work on you tonight, coming in here and disrupting and shouting and singing and all.”

“No, it is fine, Missus.”

“Well, it’s Christmas and all that. I’d like to maybe give you a little something for your trouble…”

Julio waved his hands. “No Missus, we are not allowed to except tips.”

“Yeah, I wasn’t talking about giving you money.”

She looked around and saw an open door at the back of the kitchen. She walked to it and peered into a dark room.

“What’s in here?” she asked.

“That’s the manager’s office.”

Clover walked in and flipped the light switch. A large flat top desk against the far wall nearly filled the room. There was a faux leather swivel chair in front of it. Clover plopped down into it, spun around, and put her feet up on the desk.

Julio stood in the doorway, looking nervous.

“The manager does not like anyone sitting in his chair,” he said, “No one is allowed.”

“But you’re the assistant manager right?”

“Si.”

“So when he ain’t here, you’re the fucking manager and it’s your chair.”

“I do not think so…”

“And I am your guest, so I can sit in your chair.”

“Missus,” he said, “I know it’s a foolish rule but I need this job.”

“Do you think I’m gonna tell anybody about this?”

Julio looked at her with a puzzled expression. “About what, Missus?”

“First of all, stop calling me Missus. Then come over here and find out.”

She sat up, put her feet on the floor and patted the top of the desk.

Julio leaned back and looked around the kitchen as if he suspected someone might be lurking there.

Clover patted the desktop again. “The boss told you not to sit in his chair, but he didn’t say shit about sitting on his desk, did he?”

“No. I suppose he did not.”

She pushed the chair back until it banged into the wall. “So have a seat.”

Julio bit his lip, seeming lost in thought, then sat on the edge of the desk.

“Dude, lose that dumbass apron.”

Julio reached behind his back and untied the apron. Before he could pull it over his head, Clover had his belt unbuckled. He watched with an expression of amazement as she deftly unsnapped his waistband, yanked down his zipper, and pulled his cock free.

“Do all the men in Columbia have big dicks?” she asked as she wrapped her hand around it.

“Si,” Julio said, “It is well known in Latin America, Missus.”

“You call me Missus again and I might bite it off,” she said. She flicked her tongue at the head, then wrapped her lips around it and began to suck.

Julio briefly lifted his hips from the desk and tugged his pants and shorts down to his thighs.

Clover cupped his balls in her left hand, massaging them, while her right hand stroked his shaft. She took it in her mouth again, but almost immediately, she heard a chime ringing.

She raised her head and asked Julio, “What the fuck is that?”

Julio had a look of panic on his face. “Someone is at the drive-through,” he said, “I must go serve them.”

He started to rise, but she put her hands on his hips and pushed him back down. “No, fuck that,” she said, “Stay right there.”

She got up and rushed to the dining room. Roxanne and Sporty were sitting in the booth, kissing.

“Hey, you fucking lovebirds, I need help here,” she shouted.

When they looked at her in surprise, she said, “There’s somebody in the fucking drive-through. Either of you guys ever work at a fast food place?”

“I worked at Burger King in high school.” Sporty said.

“Well, pry Roxy’s hand off your whopper and get the fuck in here and find out what they want.”

She disappeared back into the kitchen. Roxanne and Sporty looked at each other and shrugged.

“I’ll give it a try,” Sporty said. He slipped out of the booth and headed toward the kitchen, Roxanne following close behind.

“It’s like somebody told Santa they wanted a shit show for Christmas,” she muttered.

Sporty went to the drive-through window and looked around. “Fuck. I don’t know how to use this touchscreen shit,” he said.

“Can you at least talk to the guy?” Roxanne asked.

“Yeah, that shit looks the same. Hold on.”

He was distracted by the sounds coming from the manager’s office. “What’s she doing in there?” he asked.

“Sounds like she’s sucking his dick.”

“Damn, she’s loud, too. Sounds like somebody got a rag stuck in their wet-vac.”

He pressed several buttons on the communications panel, but nothing happened. He fiddled with the volume knob, and clicked the headset on and off, all to no avail. Suddenly, he was startled by a blasting horn, and looked over to see a white pick up truck right outside the window The driver, a large, red faced, bearded man, was glaring at him.

“Honey, I don’t think that’s Santa Claus,” Roxanne said.

Sporty slid the window open.

“I’ve been out here trying to order for ten fucking minutes,” the man shouted.

“Yeah, sorry about that,” Sporty said. “We got some kind of computer problem.”

The man looked past him at Roxanne.

“Looks to me like the problem is you’re having some kind of party in there.”

“Naw, she’s the manager. She come in to try to fix it.”

“So why isn’t she fixing it?”

“Sir,” Roxanne said, “I’m sorry, but there is nothing we can do about it until the tech guys get here.”

“I worked to midnight on Christmas Eve. All I wanted was some burgers for when I get home.”

“I’ll see what I can get for you, no charge.”

She went to the grill. There were onions simmering in the corner and pre-cooked patties in a warming pan. She found a package of buns and put a half dozen on the grill to brown.

The man tapped his fingers impatiently on the door of his car.

“This is some bullshit,” he barked at Sporty, “You got something for me or not?”

“Roxy is fixing it up right now.”

“The manager’s name is Roxy?”

“Yeah, she was named for her grandmom.”

Roxanne’s glasses kept steaming up from the grill’s heat. She did her best to assemble the burgers, but one got no onions, one had triple pickle and some were drenched with mustard and ketchup while others got no more than a drop or two.

She boxed the burgers, stacked them in a bag, and handed it to Sporty.

“About time,” the man grumbled. “What about a Coke? I need something to drink.”

“Coming right up!” Roxanne said with a big smile. As she poured a Coke from the dispenser she thought, I hope those burgers give you the shits, asshole.

Sporty handed him the drink and cheerily said, “Merry Christmas, sir.”

The man growled. “Yeah, right. I guess the two of you can get back to whatever you were doing now.”

“Thank you, sir,” Sporty said, “But we already finished that. Appreciate the thought though.”

The man glared at them, muttered something underneath his breath, and drove off.

“What did he say?” Roxanne asked.

“I didn’t catch in, but I think one of the words started with an F and one with an N.”

“Feliz Navidad?”

“Most likely not.”

“Should we figure out how this works, in case someone else pulls up?”

“How long Julio gonna take getting his nut?”

Roxanne shrugged.

“Hold up,” Sporty said, “I got a better idea.”

He walked to the back door, opened it and, looking outside, flicked a couple of light switches on the walk.

“There you go,” he said.

“What did you do?”

“Turned off the outside lights, so the place looks closed.”

Clover took Julio’s cock into her mouth until she felt his pubic hair tickling her nose, then swallowed. That will keep him from trying to go see what’s happening in the kitchen, she thought.

When she was out of breath, she rose up, releasing his cock with a loud popping sound. She circled the head with her tongue a few times, then dove down and swallowed again. It was late, she was tired, her jaw was starting to ache and her belly was rumbling in complaint over its load of greasy hamburger.

She sucked in her cheeks as hard as she could, and Julio exhaled loudly and raised his hips from the desk. As she lifted her head, Julio spurted into her mouth. She swallowed most of it, then picked up his apron off the desk and wiped her face with it, surreptitiously spitting out the rest of his load.

He leaned forward, his head hanging low, while he recovered his breath. Clover stood up, and loudly burped.

“Sorry about that,” she said.

Julio stood, pulling up his pants.

“It is okay, Missus.”

They walked into the kitchen. Julio immediately noticed that it was dark outside the drive through window.

“You friends, I think they turned off the lights,” he said, “I will have to turn them on and to see what else they might have done.”

“Okay, well, Merry Christmas, dude.”

“And to you, Missus.” Clover turned away, but he added, “Missus?”

She looked back.

“Maybe you will come for hamburgers again.”

Clover looked him over. “Yeah, I might.”

Roxanne and Sporty were sitting in the booth when Clover returned to the dining room. Roxanne was leaning against him, her head on his shoulder and her eyes shut.

Clover sat down across from them. “You guys about ready to go?” she asked.

Roxanne sat up straight and stretched. “Yeah we might as well,” she said.

Sporty looked out the window. “That sleet shit turned into real snow,” he said. He nudged Roxanne. “Let me up, baby.”

She stood and he slid out of the booth. “Give me your keys,” he said, “I’ll get your car warmed up.”

She fished her keys out of her purse and handed them to him as he put on his coat.

Watching him walk out, Clover said, “When a man cleans the snow off your car for you, he’s getting serious. Especially if he does it after you fuck him.”

“I think asking me to come with him to his mom’s house for Christmas shows that pretty good, too.”

“So, stop being a fucking pussy about it. You think you’re going to find another nice guy who is obviously crazy about you and doesn’t give a shit what you do for a living?”

Roxanne was silent for a minute. “It doesn’t seem likely, does it?” she said at last.

They kissed again and Sporty said, “You know, I had a lot of girlfriends before, but I never brought one home with me on Christmas.”

She patted his cheek, kissed him and said, “I’ve had a lot of boyfriends before, but I never fucked one in the bathroom at White Castle on Christmas Eve.”

She kissed him on the nose and dashed to her car, calling, “See you tomorrow, babe.”

“It’s about time,” Clover said, as Roxanne got into the drivers seat, “I’m freezing my tits off over here.”

“That’s because they’re fake.”

“Probably. They should’ve come with like a heater option.”

“I wish I’d known it was a problem, I would have got you one for Christmas.”

Clover reached across the console and squeezed Roxanne’s hand.

“Merry Christmas, Rhonda,” she said.

Roxanne felt her eyes moisten. “Merry Christmas, Charlene.”

The last display before the park exit, the grand finale, was a great arc of lights over the road. On the left, Santa rode in his sleigh, overflowing bags of gift boxes and teddy bears behind him. His reindeer stretched along the arc, their legs blinking in a dance across the night sky. At the right end of the display, Rudolph’s nose glowed like a beacon.

“Nine!” Clover shouted, “Bitch, count ‘em! nine fucking reindeers!”

“Rudolph doesn’t count.”

“He counts in this town.”

“Why? Because Parks and Rec says he does?”

Clover sat back, her arms crossed over her chest in triumph. “Nine fucking reindeer,” she smirked.

“Eight,” Roxanne muttered.

“Nine.”

“Eight…”

By  MelissaBaby for Literotica