Agents Kelly & Smolder Respond.
by Krosis. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
Scene 9: Ed Finally Gets Charisma Alone.
“Doctor Lintrell?”
The brown-haired woman looked up from her desk and lowered her cats-eye glasses. “Yes? Do we have an appointment?”
The short woman and tall man, both dressed in dark suits and also brown-haired, stepped into the office. The woman pulled out her identification. “You called us, Doctor. Agents Kelly and Smolder, Homeland Security.”
“Oh, yes, please close the door and have a seat. I wouldn’t have called, but since the incident, I’ve been having nightmares, flashbacks?”
The agents sat. The man, Smolder, leaned forward, looking skeptical. “About a large blue penis?”
The doctor flushed. “I thought it was nothing, but a week ago I missed my period, and I haven’t had sex with anyone…well, anyone I remember, anyway. I tested myself and…I’m pregnant. The blue penis keeps popping up in my dreams, so I think someone hypnotized me, not that I used to believe in hypnosis, but…” She reached into her desk. “…then I found this.” She held out a piece of paper.
Kelly read it and then handed the paper to her partner. On it was the date from three weeks previous, some scribblings about a “John Smith”, an unspecified problem with his penis, and the last thing written was, “Blue!”
“I don’t remember writing that, agents, but it’s definitely my handwriting.”
Smolder took a picture of the note with his phone and handed it back to the doctor. “John Smith, huh?”
She looked nettled. “Obviously a fake name…I expect that he was embarrassed about his penis.”
Kelly nodded. “And you can’t remember anything about this man, other than that?”
Doctor Lintrell shook her head. “I’m sorry…my staff didn’t even remember him. One thought that he might have had brown hair?”
Smolder stood up. “Brown hair? We’ll have this solved by lunch! Thanks, Doctor Lintrell.” Then he turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.
“I’m sorry for my partner,” Kelly said. “He’s a bit of a skeptic.”
The doctor nodded. “You said you were Homeland Security? I called the local police.”
Kelly got to her feet. “We believe that this could be far bigger than a local issue.” She drew closer and whispered, “Aliens.”
The doctor looked at her blankly. “You think ‘John Smith’ is Mexican?”
Kelly frowned and sighed. “Something like that. We’ll be in touch, Doctor.”
Spring Break was over, and Ed was back in school. He was definitely not going to miss his chance at getting Charisma alone this time! When she asked the teacher if she could go to the washroom, Ed did the same a few minutes later.
He caught the gorgeous blonde just as she was heading back to class. “Hey, Charisma! Can I talk to you?”
“You are talking to me,” she replied dismissively, not stopping.
“I mean alone!”
She paused and turned to him. “What for?”
“I…I have to show you something…you’ll really love it!”
“I’ve heard that before…” Then she looked thoughtful, “though they were right. Okay, come on.” She pulled Ed back into the women’s washroom. “Well?”
“Just a sec,” Ed said. He turned his back to her and let Perry out through his zipper before whirling back around. “Ta da!” he cried with a flourish.
“Oh,” Charisma responded as she beheld his large blue alien penis.
Ed paused. “Oh?”
Charisma pulled her skirt up, surprising him. “Yeah, I already got one of those. Blue dick buddies!” She held out her fist.
Ed was unable to tear his eyes away from the 4" blue penis hanging between her legs.
“Oh, c'mon! Don’t leave me hangin’!”
Ed slowly raised his arm and gave her the saddest fist bump ever.
“Okay, see ya!” Then she was gone, leaving Ed standing alone in the girls’ washroom.
“So… I guess we have something to discuss, Ed.” Perry said in his mind. “Sorry, buddy, one of my drones got into her over the holiday.”
“Drones?”
“Yeah…well, all that sex we’ve been having? It’s been allowing me to ‘spread my seed’, so to speak. You know how you have one blue ball and one regular one? The blue one’s mine, and it’s been making drones; copies of me.”
Ed’s mind was overloading. Everyone he had sex with? “Muh…my Mom too?”
“Oh, she’s been great, just going to town on the locals, and then with her own sister…so hot!”
“Aunt Erin?!”
Just then the door opened and a pretty redheaded senior walked in. “Hey! What are you doing inn…here…” Her mind shut down as she saw Perry dancing in front of her, and she pulled her shirt off, revealing nice palm-sized breasts covered by a pink bra.
“Time to have some fun, Ed!”
“But…no…” Ed felt his body flush with desire for this young woman, Perry leading the way as he advanced on her.
She pulled her skirt and pink panties down and then bent over the sink counter, presenting her puffy, rapidly moistening pussy to him.
“Perry…I don’t wanna…” But Ed took a hold of the teenaged beauty’s rounded hips and felt Perry slither inside her sultry vagina. “…oh…no..”
“Hey, Ed, this one’s fertile,” Perry advised him, noticing the telltale mucus as he slipped deeper inside. “You want me to let Pinky get all up in her?”
Ed started to thrust. It was feeling really good. His mind seemed to be floating, strangely unconcerned about what was happening. “Pinky?”
“That’s what I named your remaining testicle. I can make my stuff shoot into her, or yours. Lemme know which when we get closer, huh?”
“I…um…” Ed unfastened the girl’s bra, and her B-cups swung forward. His hands engulfed them, squeezing gently and making the mesmerized beauty gasp as he thrust into her.
“Uh huh…” she moaned as Ed started to tweak her wide nipples.
He felt her pussy gripping him tightly. It was feeling really good now…
“Time to choose, Ed! Pinky or Perry?”
Ed continued to thrust. Why couldn’t he think straight? he wondered.
“Looks like I gave you a little too much happy juice, buddy. How about we give her both, and may the best man win?”
“Uh! Ern” Ed was slamming into the girl now, and she was crying out with each hard thrust. He felt his load mustering in his loins, and then the pleasure rushed up his long shaft. He thrust hard and fast into the redhead until… “Uh!” Ecstasy burst from the tip of his cock as he painted her unprotected pussy with a huge load of cum. “er!”
“Uck-ah!” she cried out as her own orgasm exploded from deep inside her pussy, where the combined load of Perry’s blue and Ed’s white sperm deluged her fertile depths. Perry pressed the tip of his head against her spasming cervix, and several spurts of their combined seed slipped straight through, invading her undiscovered country.
“Huh…huh…” Ed leaned down upon the girl, all of his energy gone.
“Um…can’d breed…” the girl groaned from under him.
He pulled back, Perry slipping out from inside her and making them both gasp. “Oh, sorry,” he offered.
She looked down at all the sperm oozing out of her gaping pussy. “Oh shit, now I really really have to pee…” She ran into a stall and moaned as she let loose.
Ed grabbed her clothes and handed them to her under the stall door.
“Thanks!”
“You’re…welcome…” Ed shook his head, zipped up, and went back to class.
Scene 9: Kelly and Smolder Meet Ed.
Ed was having trouble getting his head around it all. His new 10" blue penis, which was actually an alien parasite named Perry, was making copies of itself every time Ed had sex with someone! And then those copies had sex with others and made more copies! But whenever Ed tried to talk to Perry about it, he got distracted. He felt like Perry might be manipulating him, but then he got really tired and had to go take a nap.
Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder were stumped trying to find the man with the blue penis that had allegedly hypnotized and impregnated a local doctor. “John Smith” was an obvious pseudonym, and the possibly brown-haired rapist had been so nondescript that it was futile to just canvass the area. The town wasn’t large, but there were still several thousand residents, and there was also no guarantee that the mystery man hadn’t visited the clinic from one of the neighboring suburbs.
“Hm…” Kelly hummed as she consulted her phone.
“I know that ‘hm’,” Smolder responded jokingly, “you found something.”
“A meteorite fell to Earth a few miles from here the night before 'John Smith’ went to Doctor Lintrell’s clinic,” she revealed, holding her phone screen toward him.
He didn’t even look. “Oh God, aliens again? I keep telling you, there’s no such thing, Kelly!”
“So you keep saying,” she replied, “but do we have anything better to go on?”
Ding dong!
Ed woke up from his nap. “Mom?” he called out.
Ding dong!
Since his mother didn’t seem to be home, Ed headed down and opened the front door, revealing a tall man and a short woman, dressed in dark suits.
“JOHN SMITH!” the man pointed a finger accusingly at Ed.
Ed staggered back. That was the fake name that he had given at the clinic! How the hell had they found him?
“Oh, enough, Smolder,” the woman chastised him. “Are you going to yell that at every brown-haired male we come across?”
The man smiled, chagrined. “You never know, right?”
Ed tried to control his breathing. “Um…um…who are you? What do you want?”
The woman showed him her ID. “Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder. May we come in?” Since Ed had already stepped back in shock, they stepped into the entryway without waiting for permission.
“Um, sure,” Ed acquiesced as they closed the door behind them.
“Who are you, if not John Smith?” the man – Smolder – asked him, notebook in hand.
“Ed Doughtry, sir.”
“'Sir’…someone raised you right, Ed. Are your parents here?”
“Dad’s delivering around town all day.” Ed looked around. “I thought Mom was here, but she must have gone out.” That was happening more and more often while his Dad was absent. He tried not to think of his mother fucking women all around town with her new blue penis, infecting them with more blue penises like Perry.
“We’d like to ask you about the meteorite that landed in your back forty, Mr. Doughtry,” Agent Kelly asked.
“Meteorite? Sorry, I wasn’t aware,” Ed lied.
“It came down late at night a few weeks ago. You were probably asleep,” she informed him. He nodded. “Can I have a look at the crash site?”
“Um, sure…”
He watched the short woman head out the back door, leaving him alone with the imposingly tall Agent Smolder. Ed wished that she had stayed instead.
Smolder gave him a disarming smile. “So, Ed…what’s there to do for fun around here?”
In the back of the town’s only adult store, a fit dirty blonde sat in the blowjob booth as her latest customer blew his load down her throat. Lacey, 23 years old, hadn’t been very effective at most of the jobs she’d had since barely graduating high school, but she was a born cocksucker. The man’s average-sized cock retreated through the glory hole and she heard a muffled, “Thanks!” She put the two $20 bills that had preceded his cock into her purse.
A minute or so later, another couple Jacksons were pushed through the hole, followed by a hard penis, and she paused to examine the schlong. The inside of the booth was dim so that the clientele couldn’t identify her if they looked through the hole, but the 8" hard cock seemed…off, somehow. Still, it was a nice-sized member, so she took it into her mouth. A moan, of a higher pitch than expected, sounded from the other side of the wall. She continued to suck, and felt some precum slip into her mouth. She gulped it down.
Lacey suddenly felt very hot. She had to get her clothes off and cool down! She quickly pulled off her tight jeans, and then let go of the cock to remove her t-shirt. Finally, shrugging, she doffed her panties and bra, freeing her B-cup breasts. That felt better, and the naked woman took the cock back in hand.
Then she realized that her pussy was very wet. She didn’t normally do this, but she felt hornier than she remembered being for a very long time. “Ooh, you’re in for a treat, mister,” she called out to her paramour as she turned, bent over, and backed herself onto that hard prong. The penis seemed to practically slither into her wanton depths, and she gasped in pleasure. She wondered if she had forgotten something important, but couldn’t figure out what it was as it sat, unused, in its foil packet in her purse.
She moaned as she pushed back, and that sizable member bottomed out inside her tight little body. Then she leaned forward as her lover pulled back, and they smashed their private parts back together on the downswing. That wonderful cock seemed to slide along her g-spot nicely as it went, and she was amazed at how well her lover was pleasuring her, as if that person somehow had intimate knowledge of a woman’s inner workings. She was already close to orgasming.
Then when they were fully joined again, the head of that wonderful cock rapping insistently at her cervix, she came. “Fuuuckk…” she moaned, shaking, her nipples incredibly hard.
Her lover started to thrust faster and harder inside her, extending her orgasm. Her mind was trying to tell her that something important was about to happen. Well, of course it was, she told herself; the orgasm’s the best part!
“Uh!”
Lacey heard the high-pitched voice on the other side of the wall grunt, and felt that stupendous cock throb deep inside her. Then she felt a hot warmth suddenly permeate her core and came again, hard. “Huh! Oh wow…” She pushed back onto the spurting cock, her co-opted instincts telling her to make sure that precious seed went as deep inside her as it could, and it did. A gush of blue-tinged semen splashed through her spasming cervix, where it began its journey of transformation deep inside the young woman.
Eve Doughtry tucked her softening member back under her skirt and left through the glory hole room’s door, surprising the shop owner as she went. She gave him a wink and headed home.
Agent Kelly returned. “Unfortunately, there wasn’t much left of the meteorite.”
“So, no aliens?” Smolder asked with a sardonic grin.
Ed choked. “Uh… aliens? Are you kidding?”
“You rang?” Perry sounded in his head.
“Where the hell have you been?” Ed subvocalized.
“What was that?” Smolder asked.
“Just…wondering when my Mom’s going to be home. She’s been gone for a while.”
Kelly stepped forward and handed him a business card. “Please have her call me if she or your father were awake when the meteorite came down, or if they’ve seen anything…strange…okay, Mr. Doughtry?”
“Oh, she’s cute, Ed…kind of a hot nerd, don'tcha think?” Perry asked.
Ed smiled at her and nodded, “Yep.”
“All right, we’ll show ourselves out. Have a good day.” Then they were gone.
“Perry, that was way too close!” Ed exclaimed.
“Relax, Ed…if we can’t beat 'em, she’ll join us, and it looks like she’s the smart one in that partnership. Problem solved.”
Ed wondered.
Scene 10: The Teary Ending?
Agents Kelly and Smolder split up to interview the neighbors, with short, curvy Kelly trudging up the gravel path of a nearby farmhouse to knock on the front door.
An attractive, shorter brunette woman opened it and gave the agent an assessing gaze. “Yes?”
Kelly held up her ID. “Homeland Security, Agent Kelly, ma'am. I was wondering if you saw or heard the meteorite that came down a few weeks ago, or have you seen anything strange since?”
The woman stood back and opened the door wide. “The meteorite? Why don’t you come in and we can discuss it. I’m Darla, by the way.”
“Thank you.” Kelly entered the house. “Oh, what a lovely home you have, Darl”
As the agent passed her, the housewife pushed her forward hard, causing Kelly to sprawl across the arm of the cushy couch with her butt in the air.
“ah!”
In a flash, Darla was upon her, pushing up the agent’s coat and pulling down her trousers. Darla’s now 7" blue erection was ready.
“Ha! Got her!” Perry announced in Ed’s head.
“Got who?”
“Agent Kelly! She went next door to Darla’s, and…”
“Aunt Darla too? Oh, Perry!”
“Shit! What just happened?”
“What?”
“I lost contact with Darla…there’s just nothing!”
Ed had never heard Perry sound worried before. “Um…”
“I’m calling in reinforcements.”
“Cora.. why…?” Cora’s mother moaned as her daughter ravaged her with her new 6" blue penis. The small retro grunge senior student had found her mother in bed, nursing a migraine, and insisted that she give her a massage to help. Once the older woman was relaxed, though, Cora had pounced. Once Perry’s drone cock was inside her mother’s pussy, there was no stopping her.
“I just gotta…” Cora responded, “…gotta…uh…” She moved faster, slamming that blue cock harder into her Mom. “Gotta…ah!” she cried out as blue sperm blasted from the head of her cock, filling her mother’s unprotected depths.
“Ah! Cora!!” her mother screamed as her own orgasm exploded from the hot, wet pressure filling her.
Cora froze for a moment, pulled out quickly, and raced from the room, not even pausing to pull her baggy jeans back on.
Around town, an assortment of women likewise stopped what they were doing and rushed to their vehicles, some carpooling with others, like Cora, who didn’t drive. As one, they raced toward the Doughtry farm.
A few minutes later, there was a banging on the front door.
“Don’t answer it, Ed!” Perry yelled in his head.
“That’s not your reinforcements? What do I do?”
“Out the back!”
Ed rushed for the back door, but Agent Smolder kicked that in, gun drawn and pointed right at him.
“Ack!” Ed screeched, and automatically put his hands up.
“Open the front door, Ed,” Smolder directed him, his pistol unwavering.
He did, and Kelly walked in, holding a silver briefcase. She took Ed’s arm. “Ed, I’m going to need you to take me to your bedroom.”
“Uh, what’s goin’ on, Kelly?” Smolder asked as he put away his gun. “Is Ed here our guy?”
“That’s what I’m going to find out. C'mon…” and she pulled Ed up the stairs to his room, Smolder following. She turned back to her partner. “Smolder, I’m going to need you to barricade the doors and windows. We might have unfriendly visitors soon. And don’t shoot anyone!” Then she pulled Ed into his room and closed the door.
“Okay, I’ll just be out here trying to unkick the back door, I guess?” Smolder called up cheekily.
She dropped the silver briefcase onto his bed. “Pants off, Ed.”
“Stupid woman!” Perry exulted, “Now she’s ours! Let’s show her what we’re made of, Ed.”
Ed unzipped and Perry sprang out, dancing hypnotically before the short, sexy agent.
“There you are,” Kelly said, her eyes turning entirely coal black.
“No! What are they doing here?! Shit! Run, Ed!”
Suddenly full of adrenaline, Ed dashed for the door, but Kelly was a step ahead of him, tripping him up and climbing astride him. She held his arms down as Perry battered at her trousers, trying to insert himself inside her.
Her eyes were as black as pitch as she stared into his. “Ed, I need you to listen to me. I think you know, deep down, that this thing has been controlling you, but it won’t let you realize it. I’m going to help with that, and you need to help me.”
There was the scrabbling sound of car tires on the driveway outside. “Uh, Kelly? I think we have company!” Smolder called out from downstairs.
“We don’t have much time, Ed,” Kelly advised him. “I need you to think about what was most important to you before this thing came into your life. Ack!” Perry had poked her right in her pussy through her trousers, so she grabbed the alien phallus with one hand while shifting a knee to keep Ed’s arms immobile.
Ed’s mind felt odd, like he was waking up from a dream. Most important? Graduating school, meeting a woman, having sex with that woman, lots of sex…his cock throbbed in the agent’s firm hand.
“Concentrate, Ed! Don’t let it mess with your head. Think about your family,” she urged him.
Ed considered his Dad, the man that, despite how much he worked, had always made sure that he had time to talk to his son about whatever concerns the younger man had. His Mom had always been supportive as well, perhaps more indulgent than other mothers, but that was because she loved him. His mind flashed back to that morning weeks ago, when she had climbed into his lap and fucked his new alien cock, and felt ashamed.
“Ed! That wasn’t you…it was the alien! He made you do that!” Kelly advised him.
Ed despaired. He had had sex with so many women in the past few weeks, and before Perry, he had been a virgin! The alien had helped him, hadn’t he? But he should never have had incestuous relations with his Mom, or his cousin Julie!
There was a crash downstairs. They heard swearing, and then the thumping of Smolder’s feet up the stairs. “Whatever you’re going to do, Kelly, do it now! It’s like Night of the Living Dead out here!”
Kelly struggled to hold Perry still. “It has to go, Ed! There’s too much at stake! You have to reject it. Think of something – anything – that you hate about all this!” She furrowed her brow in concentration.
Ed’s mind was whirling, and then he remembered Charisma, his dream woman. The one thing he had wanted, and he hadn’t been able to fuck her because one of Perry’s “drones” had gotten to her first. He…was angry…he was…furious. He gritted his teeth. “Get…off…”
“Not until you agree…”
“Perry! Get off of me! Get off of my body, you fucker!”
Kelly jumped to her feet. Ed grabbed the alien cock in both hands.
“No, Ed! We can do amazing things together! Just let me be your penis!” Perry pleaded.
Ed pulled and screamed. Perry shrieked in his head as the alien parasite slowly peeled away from between the young man’s legs. The screaming continued as Ed’s blood splashed to the floor between his legs, and then he finally ripped Perry free. He tottered for a moment, and then swooned and collapsed.
Kelly grabbed Perry before he could slither away. “Gotcha!”
“Kelly! I’m gonna get killed by blue dick girls!” Smolder yelled from the other side of the door. From the thumps, it sounded like he was being battered against it.
She flipped open the silver briefcase, shoved Perry inside, and quickly closed the lid. There was a “shush” sound as the case sealed.
There was immediate silence from the other side of the door. “Smolder?” Kelly called out.
The door opened and her partner staggered in, beaten and bruised. “What the fuck just happened? They all collapsed.” Then he took in the bloody mess on the floor. “Oh, shit…I’ll call an ambulance.” He pulled out his phone.
“Ed?”
“Five more minutes, Mom.”
“Ed Doughtry.”
Ed opened his eyes. Agent Kelly was there, pressing a towel to his crotch. “Ow fuck!” he yelled in agony as he came back to reality.
“Sorry, Ed,” she offered, her eyes still black. “I’m holding back the pain as best I can. I was really impressed with what you did with…Perry.”
“What…are you?”
“Think of me as an intergalactic policewoman, keeping the Earth safe from things like that parasite. Normally I’d have to take your memory of this event away, but I really need you to keep an eye out around here, in case we missed anything. Can you keep a secret, Ed?”
Gritting his teeth, he nodded.
She gave him a smile. “Good man. Perry’s victims all passed out when I threw him into my shielded case, and the copies he made have disintegrated, too, without their master’s direction. Their ex-hosts won’t remember anything that happened after being infected, and I suspect Perry messed their memories of those encounters up enough so they won’t recall what he made you do to them. Now I just have to adjust Smolder’s memory so that he goes back to not believing in aliens, and…” She looked around. “Where is Smolder…?”
Then she gasped. “…and the briefcase?”
“Ten inches! Woo!” Agent Smolder drove hard and fast away from town, his new penis settling in nicely between his legs.
“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Smolder,” Perry said. “Hey, do you smoke?”
Epilogue:
Over the next few weeks, several dozen women were surprised to miss their next period, with no recollection of how that really happened. Almost eight months later, a glut of births occurred in Ed’s sleepy town. Of the ones that Ed and his mother personally had a hand in:
Doctor Lintrell had a normal baby boy, though she never found out who “John Smith” was.
Darla and her husband, the Doughtrys’ next door neighbors, were very happy to finally be blessed with a little girl.
Ed’s Aunt Erin likewise birthed a little girl. Because Eve’s alien testicle had been made from her own ovary, her sperm could only supply X chromosomes, not Y, so she only made girls.
Cora, the retro grunge student, had a boy, and the unnamed redhead from the school’s ladies’ washroom had a girl.
All of the babies except Doctor Lintrell’s had a strange condition that caused their skin to have a slight blue tinge. Only time would tell what else would be different.
The end?
by Krosis for Literotica
* none of the characters in this fictional series were under 18 years old.
