A Late Great Christmas Gift

Santa & His Team Makes Up For A North Pole Screw-Up.

By Demi Urging. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

It’s the wee hours of December 26th. Rick is finally shoving the last of his teetering friends through their front door, He volunteered to be designated driver again, for about half a dozen friends & co-workers.

Another Christmas gathering passed as the clock ticked into the next day and it seemed he’d be single again into the new year. He thought he would have gotten over it by age thirty.

‘Tis the season for giving.

By TheSleepingKing. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

7:16 am

The door from the bathroom swung open, spilling steam into the dim blue rays of light sneaking in through the blinds. Wrapped in a towel, Shauna strode into her dorm room, feet sinking into the carpet as she padded across the floor. Pausing at the window she pulled the cord to raise the blinds, bathing the room in the soft glow of an overcast Michigan dawn.

Santa makes sure I belong on the Naughty List.

By svb missive kitty. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

My name is Cat, and as many of you know I live in a fancy condominium development, for a college student, overlooking one of Michigan’s famous lakes.

It was on this bustling cold December night I happened to realize it was Christmas Eve. Our tree was out, my roommate and her own dog away with family, but I and my border collie Avy sat alone watching the dark waves crash outside our building.

Where can two strippers get a bite to eat on Christmas Eve?

By MelissaBaby. (abridged) Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

“Fuck Christmas,” Clover shouted, “and fuck you, Tony. Fuck Santa Claus, fuck his elves and fuck all ten goddamn reindeers.”

“Eight,” Roxanne said, filing her nails and looking at her over the top of her glasses.

“Shut up, Roxy, I’m talking about reindeers, not how many cocks you sucked over the weekend.”

“Clover, calm down,” Tony said, “It was worth taking a shot.”

“Bullshit, I told you nobody goes to a strip club on Christmas Eve.”

Preciousness is only revealed to one worthy of such things.

By Erozetta. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

What’s a girl to do when everyone has been hinting that her boyfriend is going to propose in front of his family on Christmas Eve?

Then, upon receiving my gift, instead of a ring I found a note. Not a promise of a ring to come, but a note folded to fit into the slot of a beautiful ring box that read:

Rin,
I’ve thought long and hard about this. I know you were expecting something else, but I think we should see other people. We’ve always been on different paths and I don’t think long-term is going to converge those two wildly different walks of life. I would appreciate it if you kept up appearances until after we leave my family gathering. They’re expecting me to propose, but I just don’t feel it’s the right move with you. We can pretend this is a placeholder then part after we get back home.
So sorry,
Tommy

I didn’t pretend.

St Nick visits a woman after her holiday office party.

By BR_imornery81. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Okay, I admit it. I had drunk WAY too much at the Christmas party and had done some stupid things, but I never dreamed in my wildest dreams things would go to where they did!! I mean, I am glad I did not do anything really stupid in public and I am thankful that Jim and his wife drove me home, but what happened after the door closed and they drove off, just defies any rational explanation this morning.

My husband, Bill; has been overseas working for the last two weeks and will not be able to fly back from China for another two months. To say it sucks would be the biggest understatement of the year!!

Tonight we’re presenting some of our most beloved, humorous, and explicit poems about Christmas night intimacy.

All are spoofs of the most classic Christmas poem of all time.

Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

The Black Knight Before Christmas

by The Mad Splatter, recited by Sonia.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse;
My panties were hung on the bedpost with care,
As my fingers parted my soft pussy hair.

Slumber’s Interlude.

By FenellaAshworth. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Emily was suffocating. Her lungs felt as though they were on fire. The snow was piling in on top of her and there was simply no escape from the wrecked car in which she was trapped. With arms and legs flailing in all directions to no avail, she screamed on and on and on,

‘Emily!’ She heard his voice above her own gasps. He sounded calm, strong, reliable and infinitely dependable. 'Emily!’ he repeated, a little louder, his hands gripping her shoulders. 'Wake up, Sweetheart. You’re having a nightmare.’

The Manor In The Woods

By FenellaAshworth. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

The landscape was almost entirely white now and dusk was starting to descend with surprising haste. As they walked, Emily observed how their route was bordered by thick, low hedges, laden with frosted, blood-red hawthorn berries and holly leaves; one of the few plants that remained green, within a mass of death and decay which mid-winter always conveyed.

Continuing along the path, they soon found themselves submerged in a dark, dense coniferous forest.

Driving Into the Driving Snow!

By FenellaAshworth. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

The snow was falling so heavily that it had become almost hypnotic. Coupled with the rapid, monotonous beat of the windscreen wipers which were fighting a losing battle to maintain visibility, Emily was impressed she was managing to make any progress at all. Several miles previously, she’d been forced to leave the busy A road she normally traveled along when visiting her parents, due to a multi-car accident. From the number of blue flashing lights reflecting across the snowy surfaces at the scene, it had looked pretty serious, suggesting there was little chance of the route being cleared for several hours.

Dorothea visits her hometown for Christmas.

By megalodon Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Dorothea fiddles with her scarf, nerves tangling her insides as she gazes out the window. Her hometown seems so small thousands of feet below her private jet, a village of dollhouses, and she smiles to herself, the view bringing back memories of her childhood.

She’ll be seeing them again, all her childhood friends. After all these years, how much have they changed? Lord knows she’s not the gangly teenager she once was, wishing her friends goodbye as she boarded the plane to California, giddy with optimism and naivete.

A horny woman invents her own game to secure a seduction.

by Bumpinguglies. - listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

They say it’s not a good idea to fool around at the office Christmas party, a piece of advice she was deliberately choosing to ignore. Her decision had been made the moment he had walked in the door. Feeling horny and with a few drinks under her belt, she had decided right there and then that she was going to fuck him.

They'll frolic and play, fucking in a winter wonderland.

By RejectReality. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Josh finished off his meal before half of the other employees had even made it through the queue. He came from a poor family with three kids, and whoever ate the fastest got dibs on seconds, so he'd been in the habit of wolfing down his food all his life.

Thankfully, the company had learned from the previous year's fiasco. The food had been bad enough that they'd stopped going super cheap on company meals, and had found a caterer that seemed to do everything right. It wasn't a proper family Christmas dinner, but it was as close as one could get on a mass catering scale.

Virginia finally completes her mission.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

I pulled the blanket off his lap. His cock was poking out of the hole in his pants. I was on my knees on the bench next to him, so I scrunched down to take a nice good look at it in the moonlight. I pushed his semi-tented pants down, to expose all fifteen inches of him.

“You have a beautiful penis, Kris.” I traced my fingers over the veins and other details that I’d studied on ‘Santa’s Little Helper’ all year. It grew slightly, stiffening at my touch. “Your cock saw me through several near-relapses on my road to recovery. Whenever I felt the need to go Santa hunting, I’d put you inside me and make it through another day.”

Kris commissions his signature ‘Santa’s Dildo’.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

When I woke up, I had a splitting headache. Blizzard was standing on a stool in front of my chair, licking the last of Sugar Plum’s cum out of my beard with her long, sensitive tongue. She was wearing a white robe, one of Mary’s new uniforms. I waited until she was done.

“What time is it?” I mumbled.

“Three hours after closing time,” she answered. “I’m glad the quitting bell didn’t awaken you. It arose such a clatter.”

Kris finds comfort in some sexy elves.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Maybe she’d never really loved me, and the novelty of being Saint Nicholas’ wife had worn thin after a century or so. But in any case, whatever love we’d shared had melted away like the mighty glaciers of Greenland. Gone… perhaps never to return.

How Mary Kringle replaced Kris with a set of dildos & her elf girlfriends.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Things really started changing quickly after that. For one thing, Mary moved out of her apartment to be nearer the test room and the small sex toy manufacturing facility she was setting up. I hardly saw her anymore. I resisted the urge to go to the viewing room that week, for fear of dallying with Snowbell again or some other adorable elf.

Kris Kringle opens up about his sexless marriage.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

“Kris!” she snapped, as if I was the biggest idiot in the world. Was I missing something? Mary always had a great mind for business, but I had a hard time following her sometimes.

She calmed herself and said with exaggerated calmness, “Okay Kris, we’ve talked about this before. I’ve always said that’s a stupid policy. Okay, it makes sense for minors. Parents wouldn’t like us just sending stuff to kids who don’t believe in you anymore. They have enough broken toys lying around the house as it is. But we’re talking about adult women here.

Virginia goes north, in her mission to save Christmas.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

I won’t bore you with the teeny little details of what happened after that. But here are the general outlines of it: fake young Santa was put on suspension, pending investigation, and I was arrested because he claimed that I’d attacked him. That I’d raped him, in fact. Little old me. Can you imagine that? But apparently he forgot there was a hidden camera in the room, aimed right at the throne. On the tape he was clearly a willing participant, so they released me after one night in jail. He was fired, which serves him right for being such a liar. I wasn’t prosecuted, although they considered it.

Virginia and the Department Store Santas.

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Why was I so sure Santa had a full head of hair? Maybe he wore that big pointy hat for a reason. Maybe my original instincts had been right, and now I’d rejected Santa twice! I had to find out for sure. So I went back to the street corner where he worked. There he was, ringing his bell, just as sexy as ever. I felt the same tingling in my nether regions as I’d felt before. I went up to him, and when he saw me he just about fell over.

“What the fuck are you doing here?”

An epic adventure to save Christmas with SEX!

By cb summers. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Scene 1

THE MEETING

“Hi. My name is Kris, and I’m a sex addict.”

“Hi, Kris,” replied the other sex addicts. I was too dumbfounded to speak.

Of all the people in all the world that could have walked into the Anchorage Sex Addict’s Anonymous Support Group, it would have to be him.

Leonard’s former fling, Stephanie Barnett; wants for a double dose of hardwood therapy.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

The scene picks up after Leonard & Sheldon screwed Penny until she passed out. Having been simultaneously penetrated in both her lower orifices at the same time.

Stephanie Barnett, The once-buxom physician & former love interest of Leonard; was visiting & watching the action; and pondering her own experience with the two roommates.

Leonard scooted up to the head of the bed and turned Stephanie’s gorgeous redhead towards him and she willingly opened her mouth to accept his cock. His eyes rolled back in his head when he watched her full red lips and tongue attack his cock and as she tried desperately to take him deeper; her constant bobbing made her long red hair cover half her face and his entire lower body.

Glenn’s thick black cock.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

(This episode includes group sex)

Howard scrambled to get out from under Raj and when he placed his hand on the coffee table to stand up, it gave way and he fell again. This time his cock slipped across Raj’s lips and when he opened his mouth to protest, the head slipped in!“

"Howard, get up, get up now or the wedding is off!”

Howard’s insecurity comes out, as he deals with guys who have bigger equipment.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

(This episode includes oral, anal, & group sex)

The story picks up with the morning after a group party at Leonard & Sheldon’s apartment. Sheldon’s sister, Missy; is in town and enjoying a hook up with Raj.
Later, Leonard’s old buxom fling, Physician Stephanie Barnett will join the storyline, as will the famous petite Physicist Elizabeth Plimpton, and Bernadette’s former professor & lover, Glenn.

Leonard’s Punishment & Sheldon’s Superior Wood

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Leonard had completed his confession of voyeurism, and oral experiences with the sleeping Penny. Sheldon was obsessively reorganizing her apartment at 2:30 in the morning, and Leonard’s original mission to extract Sheldon, had turned into a much worse violation of Penny’s privacy.

Leonard got up to leave and once again she yelled out; “God damn it, sit your ass down!

Penny’s wet dream.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

What started out as a private tryst between a tipsy Penny and sex-starved Raj, who was using Leonard’s bedroom, while Leonard was shagging Raj’s sister Priya in Raj’s small apartment; was now a backed bedroom orgy. Sheldon’s voyeurism became a gang-bang with the marathon copulators.

Then Amy, having been texting Sheldon, until his silence, came rushing over ‘to check on his welfare’.

Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

(This episode includes first time & group sex)

Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.

Sheldon disrupts Penny’s pleasure.

By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

(This episode includes coupling & voyeurism)

Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the ‘Girl Next Door’, she was anything but that!

After her break-up with Leonard, who lives with Sheldon across the hall; she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; “You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!”

Hot female boss gives man the “okay’ to fulfil his desires.

by Alexis Peignoir. - listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

It was pouring with rain that evening when Evan walked into Gray’s Pub and settled on a stool at the far end of the bar. His navy blue suit was tailored to fit his trim physique, and his jet black hair was smoothed back showing a cut jaw, deep charcoal eyes and olive skin.

He’d loosened his tie and unbuttoned the first button on his white shirt, so he could breathe. The bartender, a short stubby man with a balding head, walked over and eyed the man carefully.

An Agent Pays A Price For Corruption.

By BurntRedstone. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

After the introductions were made, Dan gave his statement about Willow's rescue to the two men. Duncan recorded the statement and asked questions. Gregson sat quietly, watching. Mostly watching Willow in Dan's opinion. The man was creepy but he supposed working on the violent gang task force probably did that to a person. Exposed to so much horror and violence, some of it had to leak in.

Willow was obviously picking up on it as well as she moved closer to Dan and clung to his hand. Finally, Dan had had enough.